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About Me

First issued in 1426 after the fall of the dinosaurs the unki melv was able to consume moderate amonts of batenberg untill 21 years later when, in an unusual move it was upgraded to a mk 7. problems in battenberg consumption were rife but the melv recived critical aclaim for its unique ability to avoid iceberg lettuice. However unkown by the public, small vents had been cut in the shins of the melv in order to let exhaust gasses escape. these had attracted the attentions of various spieces of ants which within a couple of months had managed to colonise the lower half of its body, making that hapless being a social retard.
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


100%

Suicide


80%

Bomb


60%

Accident


53%

Natural Causes


47%

Stabbed


47%

Gunshot


47%

Posion


40%

Disease


40%

Drowning


33%

Cut Throat


27%

Suffocated


20%

Eaten


20%
How Will You Die??
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My Interests

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It is fabled that in the darkest depths of the mighty shafton there lives a clan of evil cyborg celebraties. including Bill 'destructo' Oddie, Fred 'clinbotron' Dibnah, and Peter '2001 stainremover' Frampton. When I find them i shall have a sandwich (coz l'l probly be hungry). then hypnotise the world with my new tv show- Help, i'm a hideous cyborg vertion of a celebraty hellbent on universal conquest, get me out of here.

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