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Uncle Mistletoe

About Me


a target="_BLANK"Uncle Mistletoe was born out of an idea hatched in the heads of Zebulan and Jebadia Mistletoe one evening while burning some weeds they dug up in the back pasture. Funny those pesky weeds are no longer considered pesky around the Mistletoe homestead. Back to the story.... was I telling a story? Hmm we must be still writing it. Only thing I know for sure is that we are creating a SHOW not a band. This first in a series of 4 shows will be a Christmas Jugband Spectacular that will take you on a whirlwind adventure without even leaving your seats. Kind of like the trips you took back in the 60's but that is entirely another story.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 05/01/2007
Band Website: Aint got one. We caint afford it. What is it?
Band Members: Zebulin Mistletoe plays washtub bass, guitar, kazoo and any pretty girls fanny he can get up on stage.Jebadia Mistletoe plays Guitar, Banjo, and Nintendo when we're not lookin.Francis Marion Mistletoe plays Washboard, Drums, Pie Pans and nearly anything he can reach to beat on. Mamma says that's fine as long as we don't let him stay in the bathroom too long.Moses Mistletoe plays Mandolin, Guitar, Spoons, & Ukulele but mostly he plays sick when it is time for rehersal.Finally there is Ralph Mistletoe the adopted member of the family. Nobody is quite sure what the hell Ralph does but he always shows up to collect his paycheck at the end of the night. Ralph is in charge of the tip jar too. We use the money collected there to purchase favors from hookers in the towns we visit.
Influences: Beer, Corn Squeezins, That stuff we found growin back home on the farm and the great old Jug bands from our past.
Sounds Like: Hell if ya ain't been drinkin'.
Record Label: We got lots of record lables but their stuck on

My Blog

Wonderin where the rest of the clan got off to??

Some of you busybodys out there been askin where the hell Jeb, Francis Marion and Ralph Mistletoe are. Well they just don't take much ta pitcher takin so they usually hide when someone brings out the ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 16:41:00 GMT

We ain't Dirty Ol Men..... yet. Are we?

By now you might be wonderin who the hell these DIRTY OLD MEN are and what do they want. Well ta hell with ya. We don't want anything but a warm bed, a cold beer, a little lovin every now and then and...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 21:30:00 GMT

Gettin new friends

Moses Mistletoe here and I just wanted ta write and thank all our new friends that are showin up on this here myspace. That damn Tom was on here before we even got this thing ready ta go. That boy mus...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:20:00 GMT