About Me

I'm a big giant dork. Basically I'm an old lady in a young girl's body. I really don't do anything but work, clean, and get drunk on the weekends... anyone who knows me knows that I am a beer whore. I love 6 things in life: Dave, music, books, "hot and cold jets", beer and chapstick. I am a very simple girl who is very easy to please. It's all about the small stupid shit for me. Nothing gives me more amusement then turning on the radio and hearing one of my favorite songs. Or meeting someone who's read a book that changed my life. Life is too short to worry about being "cool" and hoping that everyone likes you. I'm a blunt bitch. If you can handle that, I'm one of the most generous people you'll ever meet. Take me for what I am.

My Interests

Neuroticism, drinking beer (from my wonderful kegorator), throwing darts, cleaning, trying to curb a serious addiction to chapstick, gardening, music....

I'd like to meet:

All of the creeps in this crazy place and people who love big tits and ass.. cause I got plenty of 'em

Wanna see our world????

Music:

CLASSIC ROCK!!!! and basically anything I can shake my ass to.... My woman is Janis Joplin... my man is Peter Steele - and everything in between. Alix Olson, Ben Harper, Melissa Ferrick, Ani D, Sublime, Bob Marley, Cat Stevens, David Bowie, Grace Potter, Joss Stone, Brett Dennen, Velvet Underground, Joni Mitchell, The Smiths, Lords of Acid, Jack Johnson, John Frusciante, Jim Croce, and on, and on, and on . . .

Movies:

Anything with a B rating... and The Secretary

Television:

American Idol, The L Word, Family Guy, House, Intervention, and damnit, I got sucked into Grey's Anatomy!!

Books:

The Beats: Kerouac, Burroughs, Ginsberg, Neal Cassady, Carl Solomon, William Goldberg, Sarah Waters, William Carlos Williams, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Carlos Castaneda, Henry Miller, Isabela Allende, Poppy Z. Brite . . .

Heroes:

My mother. I can't wait to be 47 and be as beautiful as my mama.

My Blog

Holy Shit - we're finally MARRIED!!!

So it's done. Dave and I are finally married. Everything went great. My girls looked gorgeous, Dave's boys looked stylish, no major disasters...it was a regular good drunken festival:) The honeymo...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:21:00 PST

The Amazing Erica

So after being royally screwed by my wedding photographer, I was in dire need to find another. Lone behold, one of my oldest friends happened to be a photographer. She is amazing and she agreed to d...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:59:00 PST

Holy crap, we're growing up!

So.... my sister (aka my mirror or the "fat twin" - just kidding Jamie!) wakes me up on Saturday morning at 7:15 to tell me that I am going to be an Aunt. My sister is prego! Over the past few days ...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST

WISHES AND CHANGES...

There comes a point in your life when you wake up a realize that everything has changed. You have to say to yourself, "just let go." But as we all know, saying and doing are two completely...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 11:20:00 PST

It's official... I'm nuts!

Yeah.. I think Aunt Flow's visit has caused me to go crazy... I need to stop dwelling on my job and the fact that my entire family has abandoned me.... and just feel embraced by all of my amazing f...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:00:00 PST

Texas

Saw the homo and her beautiful wife this past weekend... went to visit the pops in lovely Texas... new pics, new tattoos... check 'em out....
Posted by Subtle Sister on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:37:00 PST

Abandon Theory.....

Last night was so much fun. Everyone (except for Autumn... sad) came out to see one of my favorite bands. We all got pretty shitty, ate greasy ass chicken wings and chili-cheese frys and s...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 09:37:00 PST

Dear Alcohol...

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're e...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:54:00 PST

Broken Ceilings...

So our party was a blast... Damage Report: Broken light fixture in ceiling Shot glass in garbage disposal Pile of pink vomit upstairs Not that bad kids... not that bad...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST

Happy Fucking New Years!!!!

So we are going to have a party at our casa for New Years. Shiner Bock on tap, booze galore, and a few bottles of champagne and wine.... My beauitful and fabulous twin sister will be done ...
Posted by Subtle Sister on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:17:00 PST