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Matt Clarke. That's Me. Still going, now with added smiles! Happy Days.
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Basics:
Name: Matthew Robert Clarke
Date of Birth: 08 March 1984
Birthplace: New Cross, Wolvo
Current Location: Wombourne
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Heritage: English???
Piercings: Nil
Tattoos: 2, one on each arm...
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Bon Jovi
Song: In These Arms
Movie: Talledega Nights
Disney Movie: Cars
TV show: Too many to list
Color: Silver
Food: Pasta
Pizza topping: Meat, lots of it!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Cookies & Cream
Drink (alcoholic): Vodka Martini
Soda: Lemonade
Store: Freespirit
Clothing Brand: Oakley
Shoe Brand: Merrel
Season: Eh? Summer I suppose
Month: July for sure
Holiday/Festival: Whitsun
Flower: What ever the lady loves...
Make-Up Item: Nah, not for me thanks
Board game: Cranium!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Both
Night or day: Night
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Happiness please
Phone or in person: Person
Looks or personality: Looks, with humour
Coffee or tea: Tea!!!!!!
Hot or cold: Not bothered
Your:
Goal for this year: Lose some excess baggage
Most missed memory: Grandad
Best physical feature: Eyes
First thought waking up: Need a Piss
Hypothetical personality disorder: Crabby in the mornin'. Who ain't?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: None
Sesame street alter ego: Animal!!!
Fairytale alter ego: Prince Charming!! HaHaHa!!!
Most stupid remark: Me: "Scott, your hairs a right mess", Scott "Have you seen yours!??" No real comeback to that one...
Worst crime: Too good for that...
Greatest ambition: Drive rally cars for a living
Greatest fear: Jellyfish.
Darkest secret: Can't tell ya...
Favorite subject: Anything entertaining
Strangest received gift: A potato from Carly on my 21st
Worst habit: Smoking
Do You:
Smoke: Er, yup
Drink: I do
Curse: Too much
Shower daily: Yes
Like thunderstorms: Love em
Dance in the rain: Once, and it was fab
Sing: Yeah
Play an instrument: Drums, make random sounds on me Guitar
Get along with your parents: They are the best in the world
Wish on stars: Shooting ones yes.
Believe in fate: Sort of.
Believe in love at first sight: Never done that, but who knows...
Can You:
Drive: Damn rite mother hubard
Sew: Yes I can
Cook: Yes also
Speak another language: French, German, Russian, Swedish & Black Country
Dance: You obviously haven't seen the embarassing photo's & trophies from when I was ten!
Sing: Can nail the Scissor Sisters and Bryan Adams
Touch your nose with your tongue: No
Whistle: Too much
Curl your tongue: Yep
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: What a ridiculous question.
Been Stoned/High: Unfortunately yes in my younger rebellious days
Eaten Sushi: Once, it is so wrong and costs a fortune!
Been in Love: Yeah.
Skipped school: Oh yes!
Made prank calls: Shamefully, yes
Sent someone a love letter: Not since I was at school!
Stolen something: Nope
Cried yourself to sleep: Yep
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Falseness
Are you right or left handed? Right
What is your bedtime? between 10 & 11
Name three things you can't live without: Car, Friends, Music
What is the color of your room? Blue & Yellow
Do you have any siblings? 2 sisters. Their ace, even tho I call em me mongs...
Do you have any pets? 2 Dogs, a Cockatoo and a Rabbit
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Osama bin Laden. In actual fact i'd pay to do it
What is you middle name? Robert
What are you nicknames? Clarkey, Matty, Donk
Are you for or against gay marriage? Ain't bothered as long as it ain't in my face
What are your thoughts ..ion? If its gonna result in a defect in the child, then thats ok within reason. Every kid should have a good quality of life
Do you have a crush on anyone? Nope, we're past that stage...
Are you afraid of the dark? Nope
How do you want to die? I ain't planning on it...
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Icelollies?? 2 maybe?
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? For Hannah? Yeah, I would.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Any
Eye color: Any
Height Shorter than Myself
Weight Not an issue
Most important physical feature: Eyes.
Biggest turn-off Scouse accents
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My Blog

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Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Taboo Tabii Tabollocky Ayy....

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Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 09:50:00 GMT

Mongin'

Well hello to anyone who can be arsed to read this (wonder if anyone does). Queen ruled just as I expected, shame is wasn't pissed more. I have come down with my annual episode of Chestius Infect...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:28:00 GMT