**Anyone who believes that the bond between a man and his K9 companion can also be acheived by a woman and her K9 companion.**Anyone who believes in equal judgement and not in double standards.**Anyone who is facinated by the human body.**Anyone who believes teachers are underpaid.**Anyone who thinks piercings/tattoos are beautiful (when done tastfully)**Anyone who loves Disney movies and cartoons.**Anyone who can play an instrument or sing.**Anyone who has faith in something/someone and believes in forgiveness.**Animal enthusiasts!**Anyone who loves 'your mom' jokes
Behold my friend! I am Heroin,
Known by all as destroyer of men.
From whence I came, no one knows,
A far off land where the poppy grows.
I came to this country without getting caught!
And since that day I’ve been hunted and sought.
Whole nations have gathered to plot my destruction,
They call me the breeder of crime and corruption.
More potent than whiskey, more deadly than wine,
Yes, I’m the scourge of all mankind!
My little white grains are nothing but waste,
I’m soft and fluffy, yet bitter to taste.
I’m white, I’m brown, I’m deadly to use,
For once you’re addicted, I really abuse.
I’m known in China, Iraq and Iran.
I’m welcome in Turkey and I’ve been to Japan.
In cellophane bags I make my way,
To men in the office and children at play.
From heads of state to the lowest bum,
From the richest Estate to the lowest Slum.
I take a rich man and make him poor,
Take a maiden and make her a whore.
Make a beautiful woman forget her looks,
And make the student forget his books.
I can make you steal, borrow and beg,
Then search for a vein in your arm or your leg.
I’m known to the humble and those filled with greed.
All faceless, regardless of religion or creed.
My gift is illusion, my blessing is fake,
Death and Destruction follow in my wake.
I’m the kiss of death to all I touch.
I start as a gift and remain as a crutch.
My friends are many but I’m loyal to none.
I came to destroy and my work must be done.
Some think of me as merely a toy,
But wise men know I maim and destroy.
Run from me if you wish. I will never give chase,
For sooner or later, you’ll return for your taste.
Once in your bloodstream you’ll think me now mean.
You’ll praise me as Master then nod in a dream.
You’ve heard my warning, but will take no heed.
Put your foot in the stirrup and mount this great steed!
Get right in the saddle and hold on real well,
For this horse “Heroin†will take you to Hell!