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Millard

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About Me

After serving my term as 13th president of the United States, I felt enough was enough and allowed Franklin Pierce to take up the mantle, so to speak. Since dying in 1874, I immediately ascended to president heaven, where after a bit (1962 to be exact), John Tyler informed me some asshole historians put him above me in a presidential ranking. Having convinced George Washington to allow me to return to the US, I wish to show that in fact I WAS a better president than that son of a bitch. Here is a picture I found of Tyler to further prove my point:

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone interested in helping me gain evidence in my pursuit of defeating Tyler and putting him in his goddamn place: behind me.

My Blog

Im Back Baby!

I tell you, seems like I don't write like I used to. One goddamn thing after another. The last time I wrote there were some concerns about a little commercial poking fun at me. I got that off the air...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:44:00 GMT

I’ll be Damned.

Ms. Whore Andrea posted a comment some time ago (Dec. 9th) and I just now watched it.  Scroll on down my comments and watch it.  Let it sink in.   WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS COCKSUCKER...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:58:00 GMT

2nd Coming... all over your face.

That's right.  I promised a return and here it is goddammit. First off, I re-read the bulletin I posted yesterday and noticed quite a few typos.  I'll be honest: I was tipsy.  Please ex...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 18:35:00 GMT

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting for...

Here it is Fillmorians, the winner of the "Write a Letter to Cocksucker E-Bay Users"!!!!! And the winner is....                         &nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 01:13:00 GMT

A Trip Down Memory Lane and White Stripeaganza

As you all know I recently took a trip to our nation's capitol, Washington, D.C. I have to admit, it was extremely nice going back to where I spent the most important time of my life. The city has ch...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 13:56:00 GMT

Bluegrass Bonanza

I'm the guest blogger on one of the Fillmore Whores' website.  Please follow the link below to read about my most recent exploits. Millard Fillmore's Obsession Rerun And, please feel fr...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 09:28:00 GMT

Pathetic to say the fucking least :)

O! Fillmorians, I know what you are thinking already.  Your's truly has posted two blogs in about 4 days time.  Don't fucking get used to it, because the main man here has been going through...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 11:35:00 GMT

The Villain has returned

OK, I'll be goddamned.  I don't know if you guys will remember, but back when I first started this little profile, there was an incident I blogged about that really slapped my balls.  And no...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Ugliest Name in US President History?

Well here we go again Fillmorians.  That goddamn cocksucker John Tyler has started slinging mud.  It doesn't matter if it's election time or not, that fuck just loves to start shit.  Yo...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:38:00 GMT

The Five Fillmore Whores.

This might not be blog worthy, maybe just a quick bulletin, but I wanted to let all you Fillmorians know.  It appears there are five ladies that are consistently praising me.  They are curre...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:59:00 GMT