I'm a Rock n' Roller Man. I miss The Ramones. I play the drums. I play the Fuck outta the drums. I am big. I am bald. I am ugly. I am a General in the KISS Army. Gene Simmons' make-up adorns my ass cheeks. Gene thinks I am a powerful and attractive man....I don't know what I think about that. I am the guy in Kiss video for "Shout It Loud" with the "Rock and Roll Over" tattoo on his arm...You Gotta Treat Yourself Like Number One !! I do treat myself like number one, even when I'm having a number two out my Gene Simmons painted ass. I miss The Ramones. I play drums in "The Death Valley Drivers".....hard drinkin' & hard rockin' Borracho's we are. I play drums in the "DCB's" (Death Camp Babies)....The DCB's are on a hiatus yet again until the time is right leave a trail of blood, snot and shit across the country side. I have drummed in "Flacid Shaft".....we'd have fucked your mother if we could get it up. I have drummed in "Johhny Bahai and the Faith Induced Frenzy".....booze and bitchin' bible hymns for the retarded and chemically imbalanced. I swear a lot, and don't see a problem with it. I miss The Ramones. I collect Sharpies. I have a lot of Sharpies in a lot of colours. I don't know why I started collecting Sharpies, but it consumes me now. Look out, I will steal your Sharpie if it's one I don't have. I miss the Ramones. I have a wicked awesome woman named Shellie. She is The Hard Wood Queen. I have hard wood a lot.....she likes that. I like watching wrestling. I like watching Japanesse death matches with exploding rings, thumb tacs and barbed wire baseball bats. I'd like to use a barbed wire baseball on preppy douchebags that wear golf shirts with popped collars .... especially if it's a pink one. I think The Hitman and The Anvil are the only men that can wear pink and make it work. I use duct tape to fix most things. I am a Metal Head. I am a Punk Rocker. I am a Country Twanger. Kiss turned me on to music, the Sex Pistols turned me into an Asshole, Pantera turned me into a Pothead, and Willie helped me turn it down a notch and enjoy the Buzz. I miss The Ramones. I get pissed right fucking off when people can't stand up AND shut up durning the national anthem. I love flipping thru used vinyl at record stores. I live in the city, but I have a redneck. I'm not a religious man, but if there is a Rock n Roll Heaven... Lemmy is God, the Angels look like Joan Jett, The Ramones will be the house band and Bon Scott is bartending. I have a crazy dog named Moolah. Moolah is named after The Fabulous Moolah(RIP).... WWE Woman's Championship for 28 years !! I collect skulls & skeletons, affectionatly called "skellies" at our house.....look out, I might want your skull cause it's one I don't have. I love live music. I love big arena shows full smoke and bombs. I love tiny crowded clubs shows full of sweat and beer. I love laying on the lawn at an out door concert in the summer time and smoking the sky. I miss The Ramones. I am a story teller.....Most of them are true. I think Johnny Cash, Dee Dee Ramone, and Eddie Spaghetti are goddamn great singer/song writters/storytellers. I like bartending. I take a lot of pictures....it helps me to remember things. I hate when people ask to see my tattoos, then feel compelled to touch them...as if they are going to rub off or something. I have meet Ozzy !! I have been a bouncer. I have been bounced. I am smart, but I have done many stupid things. I belive in an eye for eye. I belive in the death penalty for heinious crimes .... and mental issues are not a defence. If your a baby killer or keep body parts in you fridge it's pretty fuckin obvious your mental and you deserve to die !! I miss The Ramones. I am a Rock Soldier.....When my tour of duty is up, you can bury me in a Kiss Koffin. I don't want to be cremated, because then I can't come back as a Zombie and eat you !!!
You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
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