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About Me

Hello, i'm monkey, and i published some of my most terrifying cases in my book DO TAROT CARDS EXIST? (squatney university press, 2005) but its out of print now because they didn't do enough copies.then i went on "strangely queer - exploring the supernatural" to warn everybody that bumface the vampire slayer was telling fibs again and i got into trouble and i had to be a political football but i got made president of Plan 9 from highgate cemetery too so you can't grumble!P.S. don't tell anybody but I'm not 97 really! my friend told me to say that to keep some nasty grown ups away from my page because i'm only small!it's lucky I'm used to going undercover. phew!

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HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS FROM TO MY BIG MONKEY CHUM CLUB!
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:08:00 GMT

night of the terrorpins!

Guess what! i've been writing a book on Ancient Mysteries! i thought: "i'd better look in my monkey scrapbook for evidence" and its a good job i did because there was a ancient clipping from the Hang ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:41:00 GMT

Strangely Queer on You Tube

I've put some clips from Strangely Queer on my YouTube Monkey Channel. It's all right - they're a "u", but take my scare test first if you're not sure! 
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:47:00 GMT