As you can see I've finally started cleaning this page up - yes I realsie it had too much on it and took an age to load yadda yadda...Now all of the scrapbook stuff is in the blog section so if you have a spare month you can browse that little lot in there...thanks.
Howdy. I'm Mike.
Aka Theory Aka Rough Mike Aka Moodius Maximus and AKA Teaboy.
I seem pretty grumpy a lot of the time and tend to keep my head down but i'm not so bad - I try my best with the public.
This right here is my scrapbook. Feel free to browse.
I paint, draw, doodle, write, collect junk, hit instruments, make noise, scratch, MC, write poems, take photos, find things, etch, print, go homeless for fun, wear shorts, go running in storms, still skate, get older and write down my dreams.
Every four years I have a breakdown and I pretty much vanish for a year - don't take it personal.
John peel once compared my whining to his sons.
I can't sleep very well and write lists I never complete.
No meat, no dairy, no drink, no drugs. Thanks.
I want to escape but my ex landlord stole my passport - he was related to the great train robbers. True story.
I ride my bike and walk for miles.
Carry a pad and pen in the left pocket at all times.
I forget names and appreciate pale women and cemeteries.
I read too many books at the same time.
I jump off bridges into aqueducts and quit most jobs.
Don't wear labels and shop at Oxfam when the holes are too big.
I'm never content and always looking.
I like nature and climb trees every given chance.
I need to improve my bowling score and walk alone with 'Cold call ground' in my head.