see hither |
Advice to the baristas the institutionalized coffee peddlers - with whom I make regular contact: Do not ask me, "Can I get something started for you", while I'm waiting in line for my first or...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:54:00 GMT |
anotherstingofemail |
italics = me
regular = asshole
i ran that thing about the spiders holding their breaths to have baby spiders in the septic tank who will then climb up my ass while on the pot by a few co-worker...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jul 2008 01:21:00 GMT |
why im moving to texas. or, getting a construction job... |
Doug had something broken on his truck and his buddies helped him work on it for a few hours.Mike: "Tucker, hand me that crescent wrench."Tucker: "What is a crescent wrench?"Mike: "Goddamn. You bout a...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
mother fucker |
anyone else ever feel like a failure for not being able to fold the bottom sheet?
just checkin
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:51:00 GMT |
whats in your room? |
I live in an apartment that was listed as a one-bedroom-economy. "Economy" my ass, because for what I pay for this piece, I'm not purchasing the things or the stuff or the items that Capitalism ...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
the buffalo theory |
Well you see, its like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.&...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
thought syllabus |
Just some, well, advice is what I guess they'd call it (and as a sidenote appearing far too early in this piece, who the hell is 'they' in that sentence and all other sentences like it, and how do I b...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
but can you actually become the football? |
When you attend a school like the University of Michigan, you learn to anticipate certain events like&oh I don't know&.say, the last football game of the regular season. You also learn the reaso...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:51:00 GMT |
i cant stop blogging |
You know why I think America's divorce rate is hovering right around 50%? Because we all watch too many fucking movies. Yeah, that's right. Movies. Conservatives beware. Motion pictures are more threa...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
towards a new theory of success |
I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what kind of car you drive. I don't care how many bank accounts you have, and out of these bank accounts, I don't care how many are located in Swede...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 13:19:00 GMT |
