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Barney Penis

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About Me

I'm a pretty easy guy to figure out. It's like I'm equally a denunciation of capitalism and communism, so far as I have discouraged man from thinking freely, I may have been one of the most important people to emerge since the last world war. With such ingenious wit, derisisive logic and swiftness of expression, my resources of sardonic invention have never been more brilliantly displayed. So in other words...A brilliant tour de force, I can only be read as a grave warning of the pitfalls that await uncontrolled scientific advance. Full of barbed wit and malice-spiced frankness, I am one of the most urgent appeals for a reconciliation of science and confusion that our age has ever known.

My Interests

Music/Movies/TV, The Wharf Rat, Poker, Reading, York Rd. runs, Sleeping, 5 Second Rule, Baseball, Strip Clubs, Dick & Fart Jokes, Cheesesteaks, Science, Coffee, Hustlin', Baltimore, Snow, Gadgets

Music:

Ben Folds, The Shins, The Pietasters, The Hives, Andrew WK, Bloc Party, The Mooney Suzuki, The Clash, The White Stripes, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, The Ramones, Death Cab For Cutie, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Arcade Fire, Elvis Costello, Sam Cooke, Green Day, The Beatles, Rocket From The Crypt, Coldplay, The Roots, Foo Fighters, Real T

Movies:

A Christmas Story, Forrest Gump, Lord of the Rings, Royal Tenenbaums, Back To the Future, Shawshank Redemption, High Fidelity, American Beauty, E.T., True Romance, Road Trip, Rounders, Ghostbusters, Indiana Jones, Any Muppet Movie, Mr. Hollands Opus, Pulp Fiction, Old School, Anchorman, Star Wars, Braveheart, Animal House, The Hurricane, Fargo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Fight Club, Dogma, Blues Brothers, The Great Outdoors, Bottle Rocket, The 40-Year Old Virgin, Rushmore, Big Fish, The Life Aquatic

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, LOST, The Office, Futurama, Entourage, Family Guy, Flight of The Conchords, Letterman, Heroes, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, Boy Meets World, Eerie Indiana, Sports Night, Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Books:

Calvin and Hobbes, Chuck Klosterman, Coffee Table books

Heroes: