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Elfinaocean

*~The Beach Shack Shagging~*

About Me

Hm.... i think i have better communication with animals then ppl.... grew up with more animals ard me then real ppl... excluding the donkey(its what normal ppl call a dad only this ones makes more noise and less $) that has dinner with my mom and the pig that lives next door(my mom's been trying to tell me that its my 2nd bro but i'm pretty sure i never had one). Oh my the way, i have a bull that thinks its my eldest bro that visit occasionally, with my sister-in-law.... sigh~ Well at least with animals, you know if they are going to bite anot. Yes, my dearest pooch diggy(yah e real deal) sleeps in my room!!! YES! ok he smells a little too funky, well that's why they have pet perfume.. fucker... I've been called sandy and minah by NP's Tribune... why i really don't understand beats me!? Maybe checking out my bios on the www.theurbanwire.com site will help. I hate pictures, i rather be behind the camera than in front. hm.... the last time i got my ass dragged across the cause way to desaru and tried body-boarding.... i got so banged up and totally washed out i thought that was fun .... so i smell addiction here? hmm... next goal? i'm going to bali hopefully to go film a teaser on child prostituition and what nots.... hey if i do find the time.... i might try to surf .... probably break my face... who cares. I don't like to mince my words and i never did and when i get bumped ard in the clubs ... i do the first thing a small person does.... i stamp miserably on their foot and then shove them.... most of the time they turn ard but just can't see me why!??!?!?! blame it on the useless 7- generations old javanese gene that had to be Xtra active when my parents got hot n heavy .... yes i was the last unplanned child ... how miserable. On the high note.... hmmm.... i have decided to put my knuckles, and knees to use and take up a spa course after graduation. i'm most likely be going into the Spa industry ... maybe its all that years experiencing of breaking bones and noses.Confidence is the undisputedly sexiest thing ...that's why i got blinded by M Dhiya.... everyones thinks his my soul mate... the stars say so lets hope he wakes up soon before i disappear... apparently quite soon oh ...oh and the one thing i adore is the sun..... dun have to be naked at the beach ... sunlight is good enough.... and the moon incredible.I think i spend more time using my spell books to break ppl's necks than hexing them.... that reminds me i need more ingredients .... damn time to go again... ta ta bitchasspimpwhore

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A talking Dolphin and a dancing Coconut tree. A were-wolf would be cool and a vampire oh so hot.... but my fav would be a Naked Plains Native American riding bareback on a Palomino ..... Oh... Yummy...