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Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!!

I woke up today, and realized.............................. I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CINNIMAN ROLL!!!

About Me

Farewell to Steven
..Fuck Dumbass' Life
..Flaming Retards!!!!!
..A day in the life of the Brotherhood!
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Name: The Grantman
Birthdate: either before or after whoever reads this
Birthplace: Nipples, Italy
Current Location: my own personal bubble
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: kinda short, but not midget short
Weight: light enough to fly into your face
Piercings: ears and lip
Tatoos: two for now
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not at the moment
Overused Phraze: Fuck 1 eye!/ Y U Trippin?/ RUN, NIGGA, RUN!!!!
FAVORITES
Food: FAT!!!!
Candy: FAAAAT!!!!
Number: 666
Color: black and red
Animal: bat
Drink: Mountain Dew(AKA: Liquid Crack)
Alcohol Drink: New Castle, Captain Morgan
Bagel: Plain with cream cheese
Letter: WTF???
Body Part on Opposite sex: BOOBIES!!!!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: uuuhhhhh...... BOTH
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King you Crackhead
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: both
Kiss or Hug: uuuhhhhhhh.............
Dog or Cat: both
Rap or Punk: neither, It's the metal for me!!!
Summer or Winter: summer, I fucking hate the cold
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both
Love or Money: uuhhhhhh.........DAMMIT!!!
YOUR...
Bedtime:
Most Missed Memory: I'll never telllllllll.........
Best phyiscal feature: Is that a joke???
First Thought Waking Up: Somebody give me a fucking cigarette!!!
Goal for this year: none
Best Friends: they know who they are
Weakness: ????
Fears: ????
Heritage: Limy, kraut, and cherokee beef jerky:p
Longest relationship: Don't know if I'd call it that, but a year and a half
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yup
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: Fuck you!!!
Ever been Drunk: Well, what the Fuck do you think? ASSHAT!!!
Ever been beaten up: yeah, no lie
Ever beaten someone up: Better fucking believe it!!
Ever Shoplifted: .....
Ever Skinny Dipped: Actually, there was this one time at 8:30 in the morning...
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Fuck yeah!!!
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: doesn't matter
Short or Long: either/or
Height: don't care so long as they don't completely dwarf me
Style: anything but scene and/or emo
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute don't give a fuck
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol's alright, but no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: Let me think on that for one second you semi-retarded S.O.B!!!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Many
What country do you want to Visit: many
How do you want to Die: Very violently
Been to the Mall Lately: not really
Do you like Thunderstorms: Fuck yeah
Get along with your Parents: only my father
Health Freak: not a chance
Do you think your Attractive: Fuck no!!!
Believe in Yourself: can't say
Want to go to College: your mom goes to college
Do you Smoke: DUUUUUHHHH, I don't know.... Do I????
Do you Drink: You're a retard for asking this twice
Shower Daily: almost
Been in Love: Sadly, yes
Do you Sing: Only when I really, truly want to
Want to get Married: I don't know
Do you want Children: Kids are cool, but not this very second
Have your future kids names planned out: no
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: lost it
Hate anyone: That list goes a mile long
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My Interests

BATMAN, DRAWING, MUSIC, SMOKING , TV, XBOX
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Your own bare hands
Your Favorite Target: Americans
Your Kill Count: 807,263,943
Your Battle Cry: "Mutha fuckaaaaaaas!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 30
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $46,406,310,916,325
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I'd like to meet:

CHILL ASS PEOPLE and the living Dead!!!Drunk kids love hip hop!
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Who Would Slaughter You in a Horror Movie? Find out @ She's CraftyThe Grantman vs Fat F@$%ng Feline

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Music:

SLIPKNOT, ILL NINO, KORN, HATEBREED, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, LINKIN PARK, AND OTHER METAL/ROCK BANDSIdiots on Ice

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Movies:

ALL BATMAN MOVIES, RESIDENT EVIL 1 AND 2, DAWN OF THE DEAD, TERMINATOR 2, NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE, BILLY MADISON, HAPPY GILMORE, DUECE BIGELOW MALE JIGGALO, ENVY AND LAND OF THE DEAD

Television:

AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, SOUTH PARK, SIMPSONS, BATMAN, INSOMNIAC W/ DAVE ATTEL,

Books:

many..

Heroes:

there are many heroes out there, but which of them should be more noticed is the quetion you ask right? I cannot exactly disclose that info at this time........the truth comes out
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My Blog

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAAA!!!! part 2

This will probably be the last time I have to write a blog on this topic, Mike's instigating, and manipulating ex-girlfriend had some things to say about me in another blog. well I already know that "...
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:46:00 PST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!..............HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!....What a Bitch!!

Get this, Mikey's ex decides to confess a whole bunch of shit that everyone allready knew about her. But here's the kicker, She denied all of it to all of my friends and myself. That just goes to show...
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Fri, 09 May 2008 08:26:00 PST

Well now,...

The Grantman has recently found out some rather fucked up bullshit, but rejoices in it's end. Now it's all booze and women:D
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 12:57:00 PST

Fucking Sick!!!

We wrote Two fucking songs!!!!(by we, I mean Myself, Mikey, and this dude named Colby) The names of the songs are "Whiskey Dick," and "The Colby Song (Tied to a Chair)" HELL YA!!!!
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 04:10:00 PST

fun night

if you guys missed it, Viva La Bands came to Soma last night. The tour included, Vains of Jenna(meh, they're ok), CKY, and Cradle of Filth.Sorry, no Gwar, as I was led to believe. The end of the ...
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 08:27:00 PST

i feel like.........

HA!!!!! Sucker! You thought I was gonna say somethin'. The only way you're gonna anything outta me is if you ask. Then just maybe I'll tell ya.
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

I GOT A BASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........FUCK-A-DOODLE DO!!!!!!!

I'm ever so happy to mention that..........::clears throat:: I GOT MY DAMN BASS!!!!!!!!:D And now it's only a matter of me learning to play acceptionally, Then becoming extremely fucking good,&nb...
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

Unsafe

hmmm, crossbows,...........swords..........knives.............. I gotta be careful now ..............................................DAMN!!!
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:31:00 PST

getting old(sort of)

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!one more Day and I'll be 20!!!!!! aaahh, ain't like it's that big a deal. It's next year I'm waiting for......Bitches!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Oh Shit!!! It's The Grantman!!! on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 07:57:00 PST