Mort Goldman
is a character on the hit FOX animated television series Family Guy.
He is voiced by Johnny Brennan of the World Famous "Jerky Boys".
(Mort is hilarious and is rumored to be Sol Rosenberg's cousin)
Mort is a middle-aged pharmacist who runs Goldman's Pharmacy. He is married to Muriel Goldman, whose physical appearance is uncannily close to Mort, and he is the father of Neil Goldman. Mort's defining characteristics are his whiny neuroticism, his chronic hypochondria, his wimpy attitude, and his general dweebishness. Mort and Muriel are both Jewish, and met each other via a video dating service, despite them having their first kiss with Muriel at age 14 whilst both of them where suffering from a headcold. The Goldman family lives in a well-appointed suburban house, while Mort's pharmacy appears to be in downtown Quahog.
Mort has curly red hair and a receding hairline. He wears thick horn-rimmed glasses and has three "buck teeth". The buck teeth appear to be the result of orthodontic work; Neil reveals that he himself had this done in "The Kiss Seen Around the World." Mort's biggest achievement so far has been bowling a perfect game. He did so despite losing control of his bladder due to the pressure of the situation, leading him to remark that he should have clothespinned the end of his penis, as suggested by Muriel. In "Mr. Saturday Knight," it is revealed that Mort has an unusually small penis, something of which he is chronically insecure. Mort has terrible social skills, frequently discussing his various disgusting (and probably imaginary) maladies and childhood bullying in otherwise polite conversation.
Mort is revealed to be a Jim Croce fan when he is seen in the episode "Ready, Willing, and Disabled" singing along to Croce's 1973 hit "I Got A Name."
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