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Just your average hot head with a heart of gold and head of wood.
Me And My Better Half, whom calls my bluff and helps me understand the world just a little more...
Miss Joleene- Trailer Park Queen Of The Hoxton/Notting Hill Poochie Scene She's our baby! Bossy as hell and sweet and a box of candy
Love Love Love:
An Irish guy named Bren My Partner
Joleene, My 2nd Favourite thing
Having a drink, Whiskeys and Bourbons and Tequilas
Sex, Drugs and a Mixed Tape
Style
Muscle Cars and Lowriders
Rock and Roll-Preferably Loud
Tattoos
Erotic Art
Shit-hole Bars with good Juke Boxes
Pinball Machines-Bally And William's Please!
Old Furniture and Junk
Playing my Acoustic Guitar
Going to Shows
Flea Markets and Charity Shops, Car Boot Sales and Yard sales
Grouchy People
Hiding from my shadow
Going to places I have never been
Coming up with new Art projects
Brujaria and Witchcraft
Sleeping
Reading actual books and News Papers
Painting
Day Dreaming
Cooking, Especially when it involves cooking machines and gadgets
Hates and Dislikes:
People who Use Their religious Views as a right to Supremacy and Preferential Treatment
Fucking Drum Circles
People whom are rude to my dog
Neo Urban Hippies
Holy Rollers and Bible Thumpers
AA and Na Nazi's, on a self righteous quest to better me
Stupid People
Greed
Ink Whores
Really Stupid People
Fucking people whom have no consideration for cyclists on the road
Coffee Houses i.e. Starbucks, Costa Coffee etc.
The Gap(the Crap)
Shopping Malls
Mass Consumerism
Straight Edgers (in a word Fun Sponge-They Suck up all the fun)
Militant Animal Right Activists(i.e. Peta Media Whores)
Superior Vegans, cause their hungry
Overly Joyous and Zealous People
Organised Faith's
MTV
LISTEN UP
If YOU TRY TO ADD ME AND I DON"T ACTUALLY KNOW YOU, YOUR ASS, BEST MAKE A MESSAGE OR BUY ME A FUCKING LAVISH GIFT! MANNERS COST NOTHING!
People who let me tattoo them, People that like my art, PEOPLE WHOM BUY MY ART, Bitches from Hell, Evil Genius's, Hussies, Harlots, Jezebels, Gypsies, Tramps and Hooligans (No Football Ones Please, Floozies(both men and Women), Psychics, Gamblers, Rockers, Carnies, Hard men and woman, Shoplifters, Internationl Jewell Thieves, Kung Fu Girls, Punks, Romantics and Dreamers, Stoners, Clowns, Strippers, Sluts, Girls in High Heels, Disco Dancers, Rugby Players (ooh Yeah!), Charlotans, Mother Fuckers, Jokers, Partiers and poker players and the Dali Parton Lama and the Easter Bunny. Well I like pretty much kool people whom don't have their heads up their coulo! Know what I mean? Virtually anyone, "Who Makes Me Wanna LA LA!"
I already have my unicorn, and he doesn't make me wanna run away in join the circus like I always wanted to. (wink!) Actually I wished I could have met Bren's Father and hope to one day meet his mother. Maybe My Dog's parents...Now I gotta say , I've met one to many loosers, jack asses, fuck-ups, freeloaders, bullshit artists, jive talkers, suckers, lame ass rock stars, drama queens, tweekers, sex and love addicts (including me), self-haters, junkies, bad drivers, macho butch fem faggots with no self esteem and no dick, bad drunks with bad breath, bad dates, boy/girlfriend stealers, ink whores, broke asses, artists with more ego than talent, drug addicts (including me), over-thinking under-achievers, spazzy's, fucking fashion nazis, one to many pretentious assholes and mother-fucking-poseurs....to really even give a shit anymore. I still love my hometown of Ol' Hollywood, but it's not home anymore. Still I miss my friends they know whom they are. I may not be there but I my love is always there and yes I would help them hide the body! London is it and my home is here along with my heart and head.
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Prick is holding it's second annual art show... It's going to be names, names names,names! So get on to Joan Collins and tell her it's" Free Champagne".. Held at hot spot No:ID Gallery 26 Calvert Ave E2 (one Block from the shop) for one week and private view and reception on Thursday the 29th of May. For invite please contact Henry to be placed on guest list and invite. Yours truly , That guy Dan Gold David Barclay and guests.. Surprise Sponsor for this years booze! Should be a hit like last years.
Because at Prick it's fashion first. Prick T-shirts are available and you know you want one. Yes, you too can wear this t-shirt for a few years only to donate it to the Goodwill Charity Shop. Only to be purchased 20 years from now by some snooty snot nosed brat whose too cool for school. So be at the fore front of fashion and buy a shirt and show some style. Double sided Hot Press Silk Screened in Gold and Grey Organic Inks on Black Organic Cotton made to last, designed and styled myself and printed by the Awesome guys of Photofit... As you can see it will do wonders for your personality as modeled here by the cool "Chocolate Rain" Loving James. Respect. £25.00 in various sizes call for details.
Some of my work can see seen in the book, Inspiring Designers published by Black Dog Press. IT's one of those hoity toity coffee table books that is supposed to make you look arty.
Available at most fine art book stores. Buy NOW!
I am working on a Exclusive Print for Nude Magazine, will let you know when it becomes available. Keeping Checking for Details. also new issue out at stores.
The Future Of The Left- Curses, Gallows-Orchestra Of Wolves, Cheap Trick-In Colour, X- Under The Big Black Sun,The Fall-Essential, Iggy And The Stooges-Raw Power, Detroit Cobras-Tried And True, Wanda Jackson-Queen Of Rockabilly, Sonic Youth-Goo and Daydream Nation, Johnny Cash-The Man Comes Around, PJ Harvey-White Chalk, Geraldine Fibbers-Butch, Joy Division-Substance, Best Glam Rock Album In the World -Various Artists, Melvins-Houdini, TurboNegro-Party Animals, The Negro Problem-Bleed, Compulsive Gamblers-Crystal Gazing Luck Amazing, My Bloody Valentine-Loveless, Stage Diving To The Oldies-Various Artists, Grinderman, Jeff Buckley-Grace, Areatha Franklin- Soul Sister Recording, Rolling Stones-Hot Rocks, Led Zeppelin-II, Gossip-Standing In The Way Of Control....... that Enough??????
Amores Perros, Ghost World, The Proposition, Inland Empire, The Twin Effect and Most Asian Extreme Movies. Kung Fu Hustle,The Elephant Man, Wild At Heart, Carrie, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Coffey, Kill Bill, Goodfella's, Shortcuts, Mystery Men, Dawn Portrait of A Teenage Runway, Mayor Of Sunset Strip, Trainspotting, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, Wizad of Oz, Night Of the Living Dead, Christiane F, Blue Velvet, Tommy(for Ann Margret Sploshing in Pork&Beans), Faster Pussycat Kill Kill and aot of Russ Myers Films. Love Love love Boobs and bimbos behind bars films like, Reform School Girls, Chained Heat, Concrete Jungle. Jubilee, Baise Moi, Audrey Rose, Suburbia(Peneloppe Spheeris), Henry Fool and most Hal Hartley Films. Last Exit To Brooklyn, Valley of the Dolls. Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself. Sid & Nancy, Dodgeball, A Dirty Shame.. and the odd porn, some porn, ok all porn!
Little Britain- The Mighty Boosh- Curb Your Enthusiasm-A lot of documentaries on most subjects. BBC News, The Daily Show, Ugly Betty, Skins, Dexter, American Idol(I like watching when they cry during auditions), The Munsters, I Love Lucy, Spaced, How Clean Is Your House, Property Ladder, Grand Design. Ready Steady Cook, Most Cooking Shows. Come Dine With Me... (I secretly have my own dinner plan and menu) My Name Is Earl.
Feakonomics-Stephen Dubner and Steven Levitt, House of Leaves-Danielwalski, Paradoxia-Lunch, Please Kill Me-McNiel, Valley Of the Dolls-Susan, Allen Ginsburg Journals, Hells Angels-Charles Bukowski, Tropic Of Cancer-Henry Miller, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite. Perfume - Patrick Suskin, Answer me THE FIRST THREE-Jim Goad, Shit Magnet-Jim Goad. How To Shoot Your Friends And Influence People-Chopper Reed
All the people I have admired or were impressed by are dead, so to impress me you got to die! If you do this then I will probably be pretty impressed. I said, Probably! But if I had to meet someone, i suppose it would be Patty The Day Time Hooker or Charo maybe The Dali PArton Lama.