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Zachary

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About Me

I am this culmination. Of subcultures Of influence Of heroes Of fiction.I am this culmination. Of cynicism Of pep Of strength Of oddity.I am this culmination. Of speeches Of pages Of celluloid Of ejaculation.I am this culmination. Of light Of lasers Of flesh Of blood.I am this culmination. Of nothing Of everything Of milkshakes Of God and god and gawd.I am this culmination. Of small-town Of big-city Of hyphens Of me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody who is just as interested as me in every damn day, but in a completely different way.

Music:

The Velvet Underground, Sonic Youth, and Liz Phair are on every CD I make.

Movies:

Les Enfants du Paradis, Nashville, I'm Not There, Aliens, Network, Bonnie and Clyde, Wild Strawberries, ALL Federico Fellini, Annie Hall, Stardust Memories, Love and Death, It Happened One Night, His Girl Friday.

Television:

Arrested Development, Weeds, Sex and the City, The Twilight Zone, Daria, Dexter, Farscape, Project Runway, Coupling, The Wonder Years.

Books:

Lolita, Middlesex, The Night of the Iguana, Anne Sexton poetry, How I Learned to Snap, Portnoy's Complaint.

Heroes:

I want eyes like Fellini, a tongue like Woody Allen, hands like Andy Warhol, hair like Dustin Hoffman, and attitude like Bette Davis.

My Blog

A Purely Therapeutic Blog That Has No Literary Merit

Even though people make you angry.Breathe in, breathe out.There is more importance in forgiveness than being right in a situation that doesn't matter.It's the past.Breathe in, breathe out. Holding gru...
Posted by Zachary on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:03:00 PST

My dreams. Divide. Unevenly. Like Navel Piercings. And Spoiled Milk.

Today, I left the shades open so I could sleep just like cat on heroin. Afterward, I put on all of my clothes again and ate my weight in broccoli. It was the purest moment of ecstasy I have had in a d...
Posted by Zachary on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:42:00 PST

Anyway

So, I usually do this at Valentine’s Day, but whatever. Ciarra made me want to do it again.In order of how I think of people off the top of my head which probably shows some preformed preference...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:42:00 PST

Disregard.

Alighting on your doorstep Birds bestowed without use of forceps cement poured in the shape of a boy. Must be If you have as I've seen Looked away from me  favoring a clumpy splint of spleen. I t...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:37:00 PST

To Whom It May Concern:

Took a week off cross country.Caught up with make-up work.Still have a B in AP Government but whatever. I'll just rock the semester final.Am feeling much better sick wise except the nasty lung phlegm....
Posted by Zachary on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 04:45:00 PST

The new Stars album...

...makes me positively joyous.Also, this used to be the only reason to log in to livejournal. Now it's the only reason to get on the internet: http://www.charlatantric.com/Aformentioned album is there...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 05:21:00 PST

Sometimes Things Are Just Like That. Sexy.

www.myspace.com/chrisgarneau "Baby's Romance" = new favorite song.  And it is. Sexy just as it is. God, I love new Paste samplers.  Nick Cave, Hold Steady, and of all things, Dad's old fav...
Posted by Zachary on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST

Wheezes.

Jesus' Right Hand Candy ManI hear my missionaryclock day in day outhackcoughwheezebleeding lungs that I can see with my down periscopemy dipper lipping up the sides of the gravy of hope washed with so...
Posted by Zachary on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:46:00 PST

Why the Long Face?

I want to start speaking only in cliche's.  It'll be a long walk, probably more like a trudge.   Maybe I won't enjoy it, but it'll be a decent trademark.  The guy who only talks in trad...
Posted by Zachary on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST

Spring Break

In the next fews days, Zachary Volkert would like to: 1. Conjure up a killer DI 2. Play with a Ouija board in Whitney's house 3. Wash his bedsheets. 4. Hang out with Kallie, Lauren, Shay, Holly, Jame...
Posted by Zachary on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST