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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am officially sexier than Jenna Jameson (verified by MySpace when they banned me from their site after repeated complaints from Ms Jameson). I know all the words to "A Millie". Though I am a laid back person, I have been known to snack on danger and dine on death. After almost two decades, I am still in search of my inner Link. My childhood dream was to be a lawyer who astronauted on the weekends, but now all I want to be is happy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Joe Black, Knowledge Ortiz, the Fockers, the guy behind the Circle K who I gave a dollar to and never gave me my change, the Alabama leprechaun, and the break dancing Indian midget (the lil fucker was deported back to India, and has made millions of rupees using moves he stole from me).

My Blog

Its MySpace not YourSpace

I have spent the last year as one of the few people in the universe without a MySpace account because my previous one was deemed too erotic thus earning me a ban from the site that was just recently l...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 19:51:00 GMT