I am the bringer of culture, the creator of order, a trickster, the wily survivor, a mischievous underdog who defies convention, subverts the system, breaks dogma, destroys power structure, and gives birth to new ideas. One cannot deny my contemplative fecundity. I know my way around the Briar patch, I am a shape-shifter, the fire bringer, the god of intoxication and destruction. I am a paradox personified, a particle that travels like a wave, I have the reflexes of a cat, the eyes of an owl, the nose of a dog and the prominent sexual organs of a fucking rhinoceros.
