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catt

ihopeyouchoke....go to kingsonic.org

About Me

I think I can sum it all up in a simple story about the origin of my headline. A few short months after being let go by my first true love, I was asked to attend a wedding involving her and my best friend. I did attend with gift in tow no less. Upon the Sunday comic rapped, black electrical taped gift (which was a 4 slice bagel size toaster) was my greetings and well wishing for the happy couple. From: I think you know. To: The happy couple..ihopeyouchoke.

My Interests

People, seeing stuff that grosses most people out. Making people laugh. Not like your funny laughing but the kind where people are just a little freaked out and their defense is to laugh.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks my band is okay. Not good or great, but just okay. I love to look out into the crowd (that in itself is a joke) and see people who like us enough to come out but really don't look like their having a good time.

Music:

Jumpblues, rockabilly, blues, old country. Whatever I need to say here for the people that primer old cars but don't paint them, wear shiny shit in their hair that leaves pillow stains, chicks with more than the one tattoo they got in college on the small of their back, and are to cool to look like their having a good time when they come out to see my band. Whatever I need to say to get those people to like me.

Movies:

Mel Brooks, 3 Amigos, King Pin, Mars Attacks, Guy Richie first two films, Quentin Tarantino, Goonies, Lord of the Rings shit, and blah blah blah

Television:

See movie section

Books:

I like pulps. I love the Gunslinger series. Lord of the Rings. I guess the two before mentioned are really kind of the same.

Heroes:

Here comes the sap..are you ready...my Father. He's like the not retarded Forrest Gump. I once heard him tell a man he would break his armpit.

My Blog

Back to School

I start school back tomorrow. Apparently I need to be an RN to be bonafide. What a scam.
Posted by catt on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:38:00 PST

My use of MySpace

I check this thing at least once a day.  I'm always sad and thrown into a fit of  loathing, and self pity when I don't have any new messages or comments.  I think to myself......
Posted by catt on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

The Mingus

I just got a dog.  He is a 62lb, english bulldog named Hootch.  I don't care for that name so from now on he is Mingus.  Good looking dog and smart, while my wife was on the floor he tr...
Posted by catt on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:38:00 PST

Halloween 2006

Hello.  We are playing at Phoenix Hill on Saturday the 28th for the Halloween show.  The band is going to be getting orange jumpsuits so it looks like we are in County jail out on work relea...
Posted by catt on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 01:42:00 PST

Drunk Driver!!!!

I got side-swiped by a drunk driver flying down the road with no head lights on about 3 hours ago. I was on the bike. I managed to keep it up and punch a dent in the Ford Expedition hood. He ran from ...
Posted by catt on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 02:14:00 PST

Cool

FUCK!!!!!!!!  I wish I was cool.
Posted by catt on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

Why I Do The Shit I Sometimes Do.

"It is inevitable that at some point life will become drab and dark.  It's at these times that we must remember that we are not dead, and there is no better way to prove life to yourself than by ...
Posted by catt on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:46:00 PST

Once and For All

I'm only going to say this once (unless I can fit it into a song) so I hope it clears everything up. What you need is what you got and what you want ain't nothing but trouble.  You dig...
Posted by catt on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST

It vexes me. I'm horribly vexed.

King Sonic played at a new club this past weekend. We brought just about 50 people out to the show, in the snow and rain. It is a small club. Nice place but it is always dead. And I mean dead. Ive be...
Posted by catt on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:19:00 PST