WAKE UP!!! THERE IS NO PERFECT MAN!!! JUST A LOT THAT THINK THEY ARE PERFECT!
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Trav sent me this video.. so I guess that makes me a Juggalo Mom.......................................
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They will tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one.You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of him self with some 22-year old waitress.Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,' here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why?Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!'Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!....
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TOO MANY TO SAY. HATE MOVIES LIKE JAMES BOND THAT TRIED TO REPLACE THE REAL ONE. CAN'T DO IT!!! THEN THERE IS CLINT EASTWOOD.. MMMM .. "YES I AM OLD" THE NEW ACTORS ARE TOO WUSSY AND SCRAWNY. I LIKE A "MANLY MAN" .. THAT IS WHEN I ACTUALLY AM HAVING A DAY THAT I DO LIKE MEN.LOL
DR. HOUSE IS MY FAVORITE.. HE IS .. WHOOPS I ALMOST USED THE SEX WORD IN RELATION TO A MAN.. AHHGGGG
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OKAY TRAV HAS GOTTEN A LITTLE BETTER ABOUT THE CAR STUFF.. BUT NOW IT'S G4.. WHAT A BORING STATION!!!BUT HOUSE IS A NEW EPISODE SO.. THE TV IS MINE TONIGHT!!!HOUSE IS SOOOOOOOOO.. SEXY.. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE MEN... LOL
OKAY.. NEW BOOKS.. OH MY FAVORITE ONE WAS "THE LAST DANCE" DEATH AND DYING.. ANYONE WANT TO LEARN HOW TO DO IT? I HAVE THE BOOK... LOL..BUT THIS SUMMER, I AM READING BOOKS I WANT TO READ, NOT TO STUDY.
HERO SMERO .. PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE.. SAME NO MATTER WHAT.. THERE ARE JUST A FEW THAT THINK THEY ARE ABOVE THE REST OF US.. LAST TIME I CHECKED.. EVEN PREACHERS WERE MORTAL, AND SCREWED UP FROM TIME TO TIME.. SO WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER THAN US? AND DOCTORS MAKE MISTAKES, HELL THEY ASK US TO TELL THEM WHAT IS WRONG, BUT IF WE DON'T LOOK LIKE WE HAVE LOTS OF MONEY, OR IF WE AREN'T "SOMEBODY" THEN THEY JUST DO WHAT THEY HAVE TO GET US OUT OF THE OFFICE, AND SOME OF THE DO THINK THEY ARE "GOD".. BUT THAT'S OK.. SEND ME TO THEM.. I CAN STRAIGHTEN THEM OUT. LOL