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Elvis Fucking Christ

Goodluck my lil time bomb

About Me

I got my tongue down karma's throat! ..

My Interests

urban decay.filmmaking (16mm, super-8).Drunken revelry. the Calgary Flames.Revenge Fantasy's. (the ratio of alcohol intake) divided by ( number of friends in goat leggings)x (amount of feet to the nearest bathroom or window)x pi=my hangover. This equation is usually inversely proportionate to the amount of money in my wallet. And for the record Pirates are far cooler than ninjas!

Music:

Right now:www.beyondthebeatgeneration.com

Movies:

Down by Law. Dead Man. The Good the Bad and the Ugly. Once Upon a Time in the West. Eraserhead. Blue Velvet. Punch Drunk Love. Brazil. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Kill Bill. Jackie Brown. Pulp Fiction. City on Fire. The Passion of Joan of Arc. The Third Man. Kiss Me Deadly. Sunset Blvd. A Clockwork Orange. Barfly. Apocalypse Now. The Big Lebowski. Rashoman. Yojimbo. Throne of Blood. The Bad Sleep Well. Ed Wood. Henry Fool. A Better Tommorow. The Mystery of Chest Boxing. Obscure Object of Desire. Simon of the Desert. A Boy and his Dog. The Dreamers. Taxi Driver. Dog Day Afternoon. Touch of Evil. Death Race 2000. Alphaville. Natural Born Killers. Chinatown. Withnail and I. Dr.Strangelove. Drugstore Cowboy.Troll 2 (a film by Joshua Gross). Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo.THE FORBIDDEN ZONE! Hedwig. Breathless.The Alley Cats. The Wild One. Rear Window. Return of the Living Dead.Schizopolis. Paper Moon. Mean Streets. F IS FOR FAKE. The Weather Underground. Repo Man. Buffalo '66. Grass. BRAIN DAMAGE!!!Paris Texas. The American Friend. The Big Clock.Grizzly Man.Heavy Soul. The Dance of Jim Beam. Masculine Feminine. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada. The Proposition. The Killers. Seconds. Medium Cool. Lenny. Street Trash. POINT BLANK. The Saddest Music in the World. The Testament of Dr. Mabuse. Midnight Express. Saint Jack.

Television:

TV rots your brains except for Trailer Park Boys. Kids in the Hall. The State. The Simpsons. Vacant Lot. The Young Ones. Da Ali G show (respek!)

Books:

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test. Jesus's Son. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. The Brave. The Dharma Bums. A Clockwork Orange. Honey for the Bears. Geek Love. Please Kill Me. The Willow Tree. Last Exit to Brooklyn. Angelhead.1984.The First Third. Anything by Burroughs, Bukowski (minus Pulp), Vonnegut, and this man:

Heroes:

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My Blog

Future Shorts March 24th!

March 24th at the Bowery Poetry Club 8pmFuture Shorts March: Sexy Shorts with Burlesque by Veronica Varlow (www.dangerdame.com)!$8 entryFREE Rogue Ale (3 flavors!) and Mikes Hard LemonadeCome out and ...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:03:00 PST

Final Victory crew call!

Im looking for a few good people to help me out with my short film that I will be shooting towards the end of august. The storyline is the president being kidnapped by people working for Adolph Hitler...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:40:00 PST

SXSW bound!!!!!!

So this week I will finally be getting out of the cold brick shithouse that NYC is during the winter months, for the warmer pastures of Austin Te-has for the SXSW film festival... I'll be rolling down...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

Yukio Mishima

"Beauty is like a rotten tooth. It rubs against your tongue, hurting, insisting on its importance. Finally you go to a dentist and have it pulled. Then you look at the small bloody tooth in your hand ...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 12:58:00 PST

...

I took my bottle and cigarettes and went to my bedroom while taking off my bathrobe. Nothing was every in tune, people just blindly grabbed at whatever there was: health foods, zen, scientology, cheap...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:50:00 PST

Wow I found this...

While throwing out old papers and shit from various cache's stashed around my house...this is from a long long long long time ago...shit it was even before I had a computer. My handwriting was worse t...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 10:50:00 PST

Cut while shaving

It's never quite right, he said, the way people look, the way the music sounds, the way the words are written. It's never quite right, he said, all the things we are taught, all the loves we chase...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:51:00 PST

AhhhhNuld is one corny motherfucker...

Note to California: Please fucking come back to reality. Thanks _The management http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0511/arnold_in_brazil.mov
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 01:50:00 PST

A bright future for narcissistic cannibal's!

Researchers in the Netherlands are working on making vat-grown meat cheap and plentiful. Their dream is to put a meat-maker in every home, allowing people to grow their own meat for breakfast, lunch, ...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 02:54:00 PST

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the area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience- some lose all mind and become soul: insane some lose all soul and become mind: intellectual some lose both and...
Posted by Elvis Fucking Christ on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 01:03:00 PST