above all I would quantify myself as travelling sage and a pseudointellect. Politics are my main hobby, particularly the currnet events in the land of of your mom. I am a very small child, trained in the ways of the ninja. From birth I've had a brain abnormality which allows me to play the lesser of the musical instruments simply by giving them a firey glance. Yet this abnormality will eventually mutate into a small man in my brain who will pull levers and deficate out my nose.
