Lucas LeAwesome - ProfilesArchive

About Me

are bees! Someone come keep them!Several things you might not know about me:I'm legally blind without corrective lensesI'm legally awesome without the need of corrective devicesI often wear men's string bikini briefs under my boxers for extra supportI'm a private dancer A dancer for moneyI'm heterosexual, yet I still love Jewel and Alanis MorissetteI secretly would like to wear an oldschool style hat, like a flatcap or derby, but dont think I could pull it off. I mean that in the sense of looking good and also being unable to remove it as I have an XXL size head.

My Interests

Technology, sci-fi and fantasy books/movies, and centaurs. And cooking.

I'd like to meet:

George Washington Carver so I could tell him, "Hey duders. Guess what? Peanuts aren't all that awesome. Move on."Also Fran Drescher.

Music:

Elevator

Movies:

Big movie buff. Anything not "cookie cutter"ish with a good story and delicious directing. Or if it shows boobies.

Television:

Adult Swim, Poirot, The Woodwright Shop, Science/Discovery Channel

Books:

Rift War series, Ender's Game series, Golden Compass/Subtle Knife/Amber Spyglass series, Siddhartha, The Giver

Heroes:

The Quaker's Oats guy.

My Blog

I dun much care

for you assholes knowing what Im thinking. Stay out of my head.
Posted by Lucas LeAwesome on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 04:28:00 PST