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©hris

AVAST-YE SWABS, I just be put'n a sock over me ghostly tail.....

About Me

Yup! thats right kiddies you've either found or accidently stumbled upon the one and only official unofficial site for me; Chris Story- skin-pounder for the (recently deceased) Graveside Rockers and all-around hooligan! Spawn of Hollywood child star royalty and a world renown jump swing composer, raised in a whack lifesyle that would make even mommy dearest seem tame! lost as a child in the wild in a freak camping accident, then raised by wild wolves! (Thats right wild wolves! -foward to present times)... Recently risin' from the grave in Blazing Haley for those that can remember back more than 2 years. And according to my IQ test results I am highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Cool ..Truth-is, the only reason to have this is I needed a profile so I could go into my friends sites and terrorize a little (Muwahaha!)... so I guess I gotta throw some crap on here while i'm at it, right?... Who knows though... might be fun... So go ahead and drop me a line if you like / !PLEASE NO spammers, certified® head-cases, manic-depressives, bible-thumpin'12-steppers, Emo-fags, drama-queens, Xs or their new boyfriends! (now, does that leave anybody??)

My Interests



Ratfink Party '07!

I Love this song and you can't get on Itunes!

well, tippin' brews, and twistin' bolts with friends, bein' a dad, playin' to packed houses, and fist fighting the forces of eViL for starts ..Besides that, vintage, vintage, vintage,- seems to be a theme here, that goes for cars, music, mags and books, movies (especially those twisted B hot-rod sci-fi horror flix) ...."oh yeah, give me a sexy little hottie, a sixer, some dark lighting and a sofa-sleeper and i'm set for the nite!!"...Or am I?

I'd like to meet:

Whoever put the Ram in the Rama-lama-ding*dong

NEXT SHOWS!!- Rockabilly Hot-Rod Reunion! @ Las Vegas Motor Speedway- Sat 10/6/07 + Mad Monster Party! '07- @ The Knitting Factory Hollywood, Ca- Sat 10/20/07
HELL-O-WEEN with THE METEORS &

BLAZING HALEY!!

Music:

Punk Rock Baby! We likes the badboys and the naughty girls of rawk, and just some of my faves per decade are: 50's- J. Cash, Johnny Burnette Trio and Little Richard, Screamin' J, and the mad guitar licks of Grady Martin! (ok, you get wicked extra points if you know who the fuck Grady Martin is.) 60's-Kinks, the MC5, 70's-Ramones, Stooges, 80's- the Clash, Sex Pistols, Joan Jett, etc, oh yeah, lets not forget spoken word - forget Henry Rollins, we are talking 'Spaced Out' w/ William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy! and the list could go on and on. "It all starts to get a little fuzzy from this point on".... huh?!??Thanks to Pork Pie for the endorsement! also got a give a shout out to the Shaggs and my guys in GSR, and BH plus all the psycho's and pin-ups lookin' all sexy and keepin' it real!!

Movies:

Anything scarey, fun and goofy. ...Kinda like my ex, 'cept for the fun and goofy part..

Heroes:

Only one!!! (but I am taking applications)

My Blog

Que X-FILES! An interesting take on aliens right here..

April 22, 2007 The Real Powers Behind The Scenes pt.4GROOM LAKE, AREA 51, AND THE NEVADA TEST SITE:The Air Force has had a unit at Nellis [AFB] for several years; its name: Alien Technology Center. Th...
Posted by ©hris on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:51:00 PST

Check out this event: The LAST Rockabilly Rod Reunion

Hosted By: Road DevilsWhen: Saturday Oct 06, 2007 at 8:30 AMWhere: The Strip at Las Vegas Motor Speedway7000 Las Vegas Blvd. NorthLas Vegas, NV 89115United StatesDescription:Road Devils Click Here To ...
Posted by ©hris on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

Featured review of RatFink® ’07 from Blacktop Magazine!!

Click here for all the action!
Posted by ©hris on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

BLAZING HALEY Reunion show 7/21!

BLAZING HALEY REUNION SHOW! @ LACR 7/21/2007Body: From: Blazing HaleyDate: Jan 12, 2007 11:01 AM Subject Blazing Haley Body: Blazing Haley to play July 21st @ The L.A. County Raceway for The 8th Annua...
Posted by ©hris on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:07:00 PST

GRAVESIDE ROCKERS- Shows!!:

Click here for current shows!!FOR ALL CURRENT SHOW LISTINGS- CLICK ON THE LINK!...
Posted by ©hris on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST

WELCoMe TO MY TRAiLER PARK!

On a serious note I want you to meet a friend of mine, his name is Francis. He like Stuart aren't like all the other people in the trailer park..Meet Francis now!...
Posted by ©hris on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

♠Graveside Rockers debut CD available online @ CDBaby

Grab a copy before they sell out. ha!http://cdbaby.com/cd/gravesiderockersHymns of Iniquity
Posted by ©hris on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST