Yup! thats right kiddies you've either found or accidently stumbled upon the one and only official unofficial site for me; Chris Story- skin-pounder for the (recently deceased) Graveside Rockers and all-around hooligan! Spawn of Hollywood child star royalty and a world renown jump swing composer, raised in a whack lifesyle that would make even mommy dearest seem tame! lost as a child in the wild in a freak camping accident, then raised by wild wolves! (Thats right wild wolves! -foward to present times)... Recently risin' from the grave in Blazing Haley for those that can remember back more than 2 years. And according to my IQ test results I am highly intelligent and have the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Cool
..Truth-is, the only reason to have this is I needed a profile so I could go into my friends sites and terrorize a little (Muwahaha!)... so I guess I gotta throw some crap on here while i'm at it, right?... Who knows though... might be fun... So go ahead and drop me a line if you like / !PLEASE NO spammers, certified® head-cases, manic-depressives, bible-thumpin'12-steppers, Emo-fags, drama-queens, Xs or their new boyfriends! (now, does that leave anybody??)
