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About Me

THINGS I LOVE and LIKE Partying, Ice cream, Playing poker with the boys, coffe breaks, going to Viking games, long walks on the beach, dancing, Vacation, Putting my cloths on right out of the dryer, country girls, high maintance girls, hippie chicks, creative girls, talking with old friends, meeting new people, VIP, Twins games, Video games, going to the movies, flirting, bike riding, going out to eat, Being Crazy, Acting, Talking to strangers about personal things, Bar hopping, body shots, Driving fast, making people laugh, laughing, Drinking, being creative, being a smart ass, loving, holding hands, Lake Minnetonka, My mom, My Sister, Computers, Porn, Love Stories, Pizza, Thunderstorms, PinkFloyd, Natalie Portman, dogs, Being lazy, Wiskey, Vodka, spending time with my friends, Family

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

You, Any Playmate, The inventor of beer, Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Joanna Krupa, Roger Waters, David Gilmor, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman, All of the Beatles, Hue Hefner, Einstein, Jesse Jane, Homer Simpson, Eric Clapton, You, seriously I want to meet you, let me know we will set it up!IDIOTS Are Taking Over it's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken over spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer? Mensa membership conceding tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding, it's really elementary the industrial revolution has flipped the bitch on evolution the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer the world keeps getting dumber insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason darwin's rollin over in his coffin the fittest are surviving much less often now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston stranded on a primate planet apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground with generals and the armies that obeyed them followers following fables philosophies that enable them to rule without regard there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred majority rule, don't work in mental institutions sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions what are we left with? a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland pass on traditions how to get ahead religions And prosperity via simpleton culture the idiots are takin over


My Blog

I blog I stole from my Friend Kelly, Enough is Enough!

Over the past several years of my generation, society has changed greatly.  We excersise our right to certain freedoms as americans, yet push every last button we can to express our rights. Wome...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:31:00 GMT

About me

Well what can I say about myself? My name is Joe Cerami. Im the child of Joe and Sue. My parents got divorced when I was 3. We had lived in Boners Lake Befor that. My father moved to Minnesota and I m...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:27:00 GMT

Sex

Facts BouT SeX but don't go turnin into lil whores :)1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen need to use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 i...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 09:20:00 GMT

Nofx Poetry

AUGUST 8TH Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeahAugust 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Quotes I respect

Quote:We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. ..:namespace prefix ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:17:00 GMT

I love Racisim

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. and then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:20:00 GMT