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JP

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


Hi my name is Joshua and I'm not good at Myspace..... I have less friends than Tela Tequila or however u spell it so i guess i suck at life.... I also dont update my pics very often cuz..well i dont care enuff to sorry *shrugs*. I'm from Aberdeen/Havre de Grace Md. Being awesome is my full time job but in the mean time I like to do various things such as draw, play video games, I play almost any sport (except golf, people almost die when i play golf but I'm working on it!). . I also like hanging out with my friends either the Coalition (Waqas ,Jalal, Farro and Cody ) or with Lisa, or Luis, Maryann, Clinton or whoever else. I am a very smart individual and you'll always learn something talking to me. Some people say I'm pretty funny I basically just speak my mind with no fear of getting punched in the face. I like to joke around and have fun but since I'm so monotone people take me too seriously. I just wanna stay healthy and happy and let my art be seen, and have fun with any girls I meet along the way yessir...... anyways my aim name is Jpcorleone03 so hit me up if u wanna know anything more or check my blog: "My hair is beautiful but i cant sleep", also you can check my obligatory survey below :) .."http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y228/jplovalova/th_betty andwilma.bmp"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joshua Parrish
Birthday: 06/10/1985
Birthplace: Baltimore, Md
Current Location: Aberdeen, Md
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: black
Height: around 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: black/native american and other stuff i guess
The Shoes You Wore Today: white puma's
Your Weakness: food
Your Fears: skeeto's and moths
Your Perfect Pizza: just cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting back into school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, or jerk, or dammit man
Thoughts First Waking Up: I dont wanna go to work
Your Best Physical Feature: everything :)
Your Bedtime: whenever usually 3 or 4 in the AM
Your Most Missed Memory: my mom and dad being married
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: dunno never been on a group date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nastea
Chocolate or Vanilla: choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: yup, when i can
Have you Been in Love: dunno
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: one day
Do you belive in yourself: of course i am amazing
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: yea im pretty hot
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: yea sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea theyre cool
Do you play an Instrument: no i dont
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea a lil bit
In the past month have you Smoked: nope never have
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope never have unless u consider alcohol a drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dont think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no i want to tho thats a good idea
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope never been dumped im the dumper
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dunno
Ever been Drunk: yea 3 times
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so i kinda go into things full breach
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: eaten by dinosaurs
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i want to be an astronaut lol
What country would you most like to Visit: japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dark, or green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: around mine
Weight: not too fat not too skinny so i dunno everyone carries weight different
Best Clothing Style: girly girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: alot but they always get stolen
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

I like to draw mostly cartooning but i can draw anything. I like to play video games and basketball and sometimes i dust off the lacrosse skills and run around when there isn't anything else to do. I like to do basic things .. like get on here and meet and talk to new people. I like yoo-hoo's too theyre amazing

I'd like to meet:

..Those r some of my fave people Ricky Williams, Stacey Dash, Michael Redd, and Cristiano Ronaldo respectively anyways on a personal note.....I'd like to meet new people who arent crazy and share the same interests as me especially if u r female (then i wanna meet ur friends too), if u think u can beat me in street fighter or nba2k which u cant u should come on and try, i mean its impossible but u can try anyway lets add ultimate mortal kombat 3 to that list as well . My aim name is JPcorleone03 and my gamertag is Mad Phat y0 with the 0 in y0 bein a zero (thanx bubba for that way to say yo) so yea hit me if u see me on.Also since i guess i gotta put my personals add on here so we'll make it quick...... I like dark hair, dark eyes but there are exceptions, nice personality knows what she wants wont get on me for playing my video games and drawing my cartoons. A good sense of humor is always a plus. Also i like SMALL to AVERAGE sized girls I don't want any girls bigger than me but they all seem to like me....sadly...... Big boobs and big butts are pluses but not too important and EFFING DONT B CRAZY!!!! lol if interested feel free to leave a message...and now to regain my dignity... WATCH THE TRIBUTE TO TURBO FROM BREAKIN'!!!! (i didnt create it)

Music:

I'm not gonna sit and say i listen to everything cuz country sucks and i dont kno much polka, but i do listen to my fair share of music i guess, mostly rap and all the different variations of rock and alternative, but classical and jazz arent too bad either and my lil bro plays piano alot so i listen to whatever hes playin. I listen to the beatles and alot of old music too its pretty good stuff, not whole albums but select songs.

Movies:

My fave movies r prolly the godfather triology, plus the ninja turtles movies of course those are good i dont really watch movies too much tho and contrary to popular belief i hate neverending story and harry potter !!!

Television:

my fave show is sportscenter then after that its prolly PTI and a couple adult swim shows i also like all them dating shows like NEXT!!!! blinddate elimidate stuff like that its interesting.

Books:

dont really read books too much to be honest with u, unless it teaches me somethin i dont read too much fiction or sci fi

Heroes:

My all time favorite hero is probably JP the Suntan Superman, then it'd be Joshman the Chocolate boy wonder. In all seriousness though my heroes are my family which basically takes up half my friends list but more in particular my older brother who I've basically looked up to and bit off my entire life if it wasn't for his guidance I wouldn't b the man I am today. Also my little bro who's my best friend in the world I look up to him too since hes taller than me and since he doesn't get on here I can say it and not feel like a punk. Oh yea my mom and dad r cool too.I drew that when i wuz 2 and its still gangster

My Blog

I suffer from angry black man syndrome

and im not tryin to have it send me to an early grave lol honestly. Theres a few things everyone knows about me. I'm smart, funny, attractive, humble, and ANGRY GRRR like the small hulk or somethin. I...
Posted by JP on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:22:00 PST

Bars....thats it thats the title

  So i think its time for another blog cuz i had another convo with the caity and the angel shout outs to them, and it gave me more stuff to write about, they always find it funny when i go on my...
Posted by JP on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

I am the new Dr. Phil, lend me ur feelings and ur boobies

So yea i have a friend her name is Caitlin and shes from myspace but shes still cool and since we have the New Edition Josh with new Johnny Gill like emotions, Ralph Tresvant type sensitivity, and Mic...
Posted by JP on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:23:00 PST

lonely, originality,accepting people, and.....stuff

Wat up wat up its josh aka JP aka the suntan superman and im back again doing some blogging, not really anything in particular to talk about just some random things on my mind!!!! scary stuff right? y...
Posted by JP on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:51:00 PST

Another dream ruined pirates was crap (no spoilers)

As i sit on my computer, talking to angel, half drunk i dont really know why i gave this blog that title. I Joshua Parrish was not a fan of pirates 2 but i went and saw pirates three after some convin...
Posted by JP on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:36:00 PST

Find out why I think Lil Wayne is the lindsey lohan of rap

I will most likely be called a "hater" (which i could really care less about) because of the stuff I'm about to complain about. I have pretty much been a firm believer in the death of hip hop since ch...
Posted by JP on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:11:00 PST

This blog was about somethin....but all the comments were about bill and ted

I kno I like my hair its wonderful, I still can't sleep tho which is wack so I'll make blogs. I think Booker T. Washington said that "excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way" or somethin...
Posted by JP on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Should I change my display name to......

Captain save-a-hoe?? (I should prolly start off by saying if u feel this applies to u then talk to me like an adult if enuff people complain I'll take it off or put some goofy stuff up here but I stil...
Posted by JP on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:18:00 PST

black girls r adding me I may have a myspace virus

This is short and crazy buts somethin that's confusin me..... So yea, 21 yrs on earth 21 yrs and not once well once but she ended up bein a lesbian so that doesn't count, has a black girl been interes...
Posted by JP on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

y I hate christmas and everything else

Its now about 2:16 and I'm sitting here in my living room on my sidekick a lil upset. Today is christmas the representation of jesus's birthday. I'm def not relgious at all but I respect the day, I do...
Posted by JP on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST