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World Of Chaos

" Life orally vacuums the rump! "

About Me


T.A.T.U.U. –
!.. Scanners are detecting life forms outside the ship... Hostiles maybe… It is a distinct possibility that we may have been followed, or under attack!.. And we are running out of salted peanuts and chili-cheese-burritos!!!
EATUS FETUS – We are currently hurling through outer space on a one-way course to your planet EARTH! We have already taken over the feeble minds of some of your lower class citizens... We have washed there brains and have turned them into slaves; eager and willing to fulfill our muddied desires... heh heh… Thanx to some of these HUMANS and this thing called the INTERNET… we can now send you this signal informing you of your impending doom! Our tale is as old and as horrid as the blistering boil on my posterior; allow me to start from the beginning… I was only a small… feeble little fetus grown in your typical brand of Z-14Syntho-Womb-Generator on the planet Zeta Riticula…
NECROBEASTIUS – You fool! Not that beginning, speak of our claims to glory in the master’s eyes… Speak of…
Oh! … Right… It has been some hundreds of thousands of years since we wore our Scumdog insignias’ with loyalty and honor. It was so long ago… though I remember it, as if it were yesterday… Fighting alongside our former space brethren… Techno Destructo, Beefcake the Mighty, and of course that Oderus Urungus…Oderus Around-US… ha!
For too long it was! We had conquered so many worlds, slain so many races; back then we were all equal... and, and could be matched by no others! But all of that quickly changed on that fateful day… And I told’em! You don’t have to take that bet! I said YOU DON’T WANNA! You know you’re wrong, just back down now and save your pride… Didn’t I tell’em… but what did he say?
Oh you know what he said… So let’s not…
Yeah! Right! And now brethren!.. We are coming to take what was rightfully ours... That what was bet and promised to us!
We have identified our assailant…
Ah alas! Mein Fuer Mouse we meet again, and so begins our final battle! You will not take us this time! Hurry Eatus! End that transmission! It is time for battle!
Ah hell always more delays… We are coming for you former scumdogs or whatever it is you call yourselves now! Don’t think that you can hide behind this world’s mass of feeble Earthlings… We will find you no matter the cost! Soon we shall reach your Earth! We have pirated your Earth signals and transmissions and have several clues to your whereabouts… The first human on our list is this Jerry Springer character! We plan to interrogate this insolent worm because we know you are somehow both connected! Yes! We have been observing this planet; studying it for quite some time now. We have learned to roughly speak and understand this silly Earth language of yours, and we believe to have found a weakness in your so-called LAW. Yes, through this notion of FAMOUS or FORTUNE! POWER or MONEY as you HUMANS would call it! Just like O. J. Simpson we shall be acquitted… Just as Michael Jackson can molest hundreds of little boys; We’ll get away with it! Just as…
Damnit Eatus! I said… Ah!.. Right...Ending Burrito-Eating Sequence… I mean, Ending Transmission. _____This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

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Member Since: 4/27/2005
Band Website: vERY pERCEPTIVE hUMAN
Band Members: NECROBEASTIUS URUNGUS - Sodomy, Regurgitation, Mutilation, Dismemberment, Decapitation, Insemenation, and of course everybodies favorite... Necro-Dendro-Beastial-Homo-Pediphilia. / EATUS "The Fleshwyrm" FETUS - Shredding, Spewing, BackUp Regurgitation /INCESTUS EREKTUS - Shredding, Goat Fisting, Child Rearing, /TATUU "The ReUsed" - Skins, Bones, Ritualistic Disembowelment

Influences:Of course our obvious influences are - Dead Bodies, Destroyed Worlds, Enslaved Races, Genital Torture, Mind Raping, Child Rearing, Goat Blowing, Sheep Fisting, Rino Mounting, Pirate Smoking, KRAK, BONGS, GUNS, TANKS, PLANES, {Even an Atom Bomb or two} Bob Barker, Pat Sajak, Chistopher Walken, The Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, Mr.T, Darth Vader, Necro-Beastial-Anal-Butt-Sex-Loving George Bush, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael J. Fox, Mork and Mindy, Invader Zim and the Telletubbies...

But we are also influenced musikly by some of your Earth bands... Arch Enemy , All that Remains , A Dying Tragedy , Alternate X , Atomic Blonde , Autumns End , Benevolence , Baghead , Bullet Therapy , The Black Dahlia Murder , Cannibal Corpse , Carcass, Children of Bodom , Cradle of Filth , Crematorium , Cerberus , Cyphilis , Death , Diecast , Dark Daze , Demonicon , Deadsoil , Death Piggy, Departed , Disaster Complex , Denounce His Name , Decrepit Birth , Ektomorf , Fevered Dreams , Filthy Few , Flatline , Gwar , Green Jelly, Gridlokt , In Flames , Iron Maiden , Job For A Cowboy , Kittie , Kettle Cadaver , Kill the Last Hour , Lords of Acid , Misery Index , Motorhead , Mudvayne , Nodes of Ranvier , New Way Home , Pantera, Pariah Theory , Slayer , Shadows Fall , Stoned to Death , Sanity in Death , Shroud of Turin , St. Madness , Stillkept , Skullrz'bane , System of a Down , Trustkill , Unearth , Uglystick , Violence Approved , Vehemence , WEUS!!! , White Zombie, and X-Cops... eh, thats enough for now.

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Sounds Like: YOU TELL US!!! We think it kinda sounds like the new wave of blood boiling, brain blistering, incredibly disturbing "Mad Hamster Metal" that is currently sweeping the nation... No, No, Wait, that's all wrong... It's safer to say it's like nothing you've ever seen nor heard before... Your feeble minds couldn't possibly understand... or could you?

Record Label: The Sticky Kind
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Second Transmission

)))(((_____ Is it working yet?.. Oh, its on!? & Right&   Hail from World of Chaos fleshy Earth creatures!.. We are now making the final repairs to our ship& Our most recent feeble attempt of an...
Posted by World Of Chaos on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 04:17:00 PST

First Transmission

  T.A.T.U.U. !.. Scanners are detecting life forms outside the ship... Hostiles maybe It is a distinct possibility that we may have been followed, or under attack!.. And we are running out of sa...
Posted by World Of Chaos on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:23:00 PST