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Masturbating Fetuses

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The original version of Hate You is by my darling, Vicky , and as such I credit her fully for her lyrics and her melody.
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This band was formed when all of a sudden I figured out how to use GarageBand to make cool sounding techno songs. I have always known how to sing-always wanted to start a band-but never been able to play any sort of instrument and therefore never was able to develop any accompaniment with which to start a band.
The idea for the band name came Penn&Teller Bulshit, which is where I learned that there existed sonogram pictures of fetuses masturbating in-utero…or maybe I read that in a book… I know I’ve herd them say it-and I've read about it in books, now I don’t remember where I learned about if first-but at some point I learned about it and after hearing it a few times-probably after hearing it on Penn&Teller Bulshit because I remember Penn specifically said "Masturbating Fetuses… that would be a good name for a band" I turned to the person next to me and said something along the lines of "OH MY GOD! If I ever have a band, I am TOTALY going to name it Masturbating Fetuses-I bet there’s no other band out there called that-there needs to be a band called that!" I asked any of my friends if they'd want to start that band with me but everyone either couldn’t play an instrument either, or thought the name was to weird-so I had to let the idea drop.
...but then, once I figured out GarageBand all of a sudden I had a whole bunch of instruments I could use as accompaniment. All of a sudden I had the ability to start a band that I could name after this completely natural and healthy, but ironically shocking and offensive biological function. I looked it up-there was no other band with this name-and I totally support fetal masturbation.
Then I was at a meeting at LIGALY and they were talking about having an open mic night with no censoring, and I asked if they were really sure they wanted to do no censoring and they were like "why" and I said:
“My band is called Masturbating Fetuses” the entire room started laughing and didn't stop for a good 30 seconds. That sealed the deal for me and the reaction of every singe person who I explain the name to or who likes my music only strengthens my convictions.

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Member Since: 04/01/2007
Band Members: Mistress Cutie

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Influences: The sound is very much influenced by stereotypical techno rave music and capabilities of GarageBand.

The words and song ideas come from random things I hear or blurt out that stick in my head, inside jokes with my friends, or events that have happened to me.

For example, Mistress was inspired by some kinky sex with a drunken boy who wanted to stick his cock into me so bad at the time that I was able to train him call me mistress and say “please mistress” before he did anything to me. "Please mistress, can I take of your shirt?" "Please mistress, can I touch your tits?" "Please mistress, suck my cock?" "Please mistress, can I fuck you?" He was cute in a 19-year-old-jewish-twink sort of way-and have you ever SEEN a twink beg? It’s the sexiest kind of cute ever! Almost anything he put a "please mistress" in front of, I let him do because I wanted to reinforce that good behavior by rewarding it. The only things I wouldn’t let him do were fuck my ass or fuck me with out the condom-but it was so cute to hear him ask!

Sometimes when something stresses me out I make up a stupid little impromptu song about it to sing in the car so I can laugh about the irony of how silly my stress is in the grand scheme of things-then those impromptu songs can evolve into an idea for a song or an inside joke with my friends that turns into an idea for a song. That’s how the AIDS song was conceived; I was afraid a friend had contracted AIDS and that I might have also, so I started singing that song to make a joke out of it so I could laugh about it (ya know, instead of kill myself on the spot by turning into oncoming traffic). That turned into an inside joke with my friend who was in the car with me when that happened and our friends who we told about it-and that lead into the idea for a the song.

Some song ideas come from old poems that I resurrect. That’s where Good Intentions came from and I have several more poems i intend to do that with. Most of my poems are inspired by the injustices in the world, or strong emotions brought on by stress and drama in my life, pot, PMS or possibly some emotional disorder that i may or may not have.
Sounds Like: My music sounds a little bit like a car alarm being grated against a chalk bored that is fighting to be herd over the sound of a swarm of bees that are attacking the Republican Party while they get fucked up the ass with a pineapple that was fermented in apple cider vinegar by the people who invented Organic Free-Range Chicken Broth (I want to make sure there’s no one I don’t offend because I wouldn’t want to offend anyone by making them feel left out because they were the only ones not offended) but mostly it sounds like the music that plays on the page your looking at right now…probably because my music IS the music that plays on this page… because it’s my page!

If you can’t hear that though- it sounds like stereotypical techno, but with much less generic and often funnier lyrics-sometimes reminiscent of the joke “The Aristocrats.”
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Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:27:00 GMT