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My names Joe i am at Uni in Nottingham but I also spend time in Norwich. Thats Trent by the way none of that posh toff wank. Hopefully one day i will graduate and get a job.Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com
My names Joe i am at Uni in Nottingham but I also spend time in Norwich. Thats Trent by the way none of that posh toff wank. Hopefully one day i will graduate and get a job.NEW CLOTHES £80TRAIN TICKETS TO SHOOT £100HOTEL £150APPEARING FOR NO MORE THAN 5 SECONDS AND BLINKING AT THE KEY MOMENT PRICELESS
Jade Goody so i could call her a fat cow and slap the stupid grin off her face. Ricky Gervais, Peter Kay, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler at the same time you dont get funnier than that. Jay Z he raps hes got his own record label and clothes label, Reebok make him personal trainers and to round it off he taps up beyonce when ever he can be bothered . Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Christina Milian so i could Smack That. I would also like to meet Steve Finnan so I could appolgise for pretending to be him to pull a girl and ask him to tell Craig Bellamy that i think hes a cunt.
Its all about Hip Hop for me Jay Z, Nas, Young Jeezy, Snoop, Dre. Then The U.K lot Kano, Mike Skinner, Skinnyman and Klashnekoff to name a few
Happy Gilmore, Billy Maddison, Bad Company, Life, Casino, Scarface, James Bond Films all of them. I Like anything funny comedy is best.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 18 December
Birthplace: Leicester
Current Location: Shottingham
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: My Mums Womb
The Shoes You Wore Today: White Air Force
Your Weakness: Ladies
Your Fears: Strong Benders
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken and peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not Get Shot
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Living The Dream
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who The Fuck Is That
Your Best Physical Feature: The Rockery In My Garden
Your Bedtime: When It Starts To Get Light
Your Most Missed Memory: Unknown
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Jog On
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hot Chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No You Cunt
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: I am
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I Have To
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Only To Gays
Are you a Health Freak: No
&..39;Do you get along with your Parents:' Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Can Volley In Any Condition
Do you play an Instrument: I Blow My Own Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Im a Student
Ever been called a Tease: No I Put Up
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Hopefully Someday
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An Adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Thailand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Smaller Than Me
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: There4 Own
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 18
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