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lisa

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


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IF YOU'D TUCK A DOLLAR IN MY G-STRING CLICK THIS BANNER AND VOTE FOR ME!!i'm 29 years old and female, I work as an assistant manager at a nightclub. I only actually joined myspace in order to take the piss out of all the staff who work with me. Haven't got around to it yet, guess I'm not actually that geeky enough to be spending hours stuck to my computer.will get around to it eventually guys and look out because all th photo's from new years will be going up including th dodgy Ceri ones, you know who you are!

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My Interests

not my computer, you sad bastards! I have actually got a life away from this screen! lol I do a bit of kickboxing, and i'm part of the bridgend warriors i also enjoy working out out the gym pretty much everyday, and i also do a bit of yoga, Hippo Thong Song

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You are a Buff Girl!
You've got a boomin' body and a fearless spirit.
Most guys have trouble keeping up with your energy and fitness level.
Competitve and fun loving, you're up for almost anything.
Make sure you pick a guy who doesn't mind getting beaten by a girl! What Kind of Girl Are You?

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't sucked into their computers, you sad bastards!lol!
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Men See You As Choosy
Men notice you light years before you notice them
You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky
You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter
It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?

Music:

Anything you can actually listen to, really, without getting a migraine.

Movies:

anything directed by tarantino, pulp fiction, "Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull" True Romance, "Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties" A Picture Every Day

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Television:

has to be, three pints, titty bang bang, and little britain "Oh, my God! That is so unfair! This is like, well sexual harassment! If you like, fancy me why don't you just say so? God, this is exactly like the time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider" Actual Ghost

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Books:

getting my teeth into a really gritty Val Mcdermid novel at the mo ..

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Heroes:

Mr Bar Man, and everyone on my-space. Except for Tom. lol Stupid Ass People

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My Blog

keys to my heart

The Keys to Your Heart..http://images.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/hear t.jpg" height="100" width="100">You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.In love, you feel the m...
Posted by lisa on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:09:00 PST

love test

Your Five Variable Love Profile..http://images.blogthings.com/thefivevariablelovetes t/love.jpg" height="100" width="100">Propensity for Monogamy:Your propensity for monogamy is high.You find it easy t...
Posted by lisa on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

i crashed my car!!!!!!!

how could i possibly be such an idiot, how simple is a handbrake to use? i would put it down to the fact i was having a blonde moment, but the fact is i'm not blonde so that excuse won't wash, unless ...
Posted by lisa on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:16:00 PST

would you fuck or make love

Would U FUCK OR MAKE LOVE? No Question Answer 1 Would u answer your phone while in session? Agree    Disagree 2 Would u leave right after we fucked? Agree    Disagree 3 Do ...
Posted by lisa on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST