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Ryila

I am here for Friends

About Me

For those of you who know me know that it's about damn time I update my profile, lol. Alot of things has changed for me...for the better of course :). I'm married to the most incredible, perfect man ever. Since i've been with him it is truly the happiest I have ever been, I honestly doubt there are enough words to describe the love and happiness I feel when i'm with him. We are expecting a daughter sometime around August and I couldn't have been luckier for it to be with him. As for my old friends i'm sure you're reading this thinking ''what the hell happened, hell froze over!'' Lol. You know when people tell you it's just different and it feels right when you meet the right person? It's true. I can vouch for it :p For all you astrology buffs I'm an Aries with a Sagittarius moon and a Capricorn rising. I am a Pastafarian. Fear the wrath of the almighty noodley appendage! I'm a complete weirdo and i'm kinda quiet. Most people bore me. It's almost impossible to keep my interest. I'm a social anti-socialist; society sickens me to the point of convulsion. I'm into photo manipulation *obviously* 'Regular' photos bore me. I tend to be unpredictable, sarcastic, and a bit neurotic. People say I give "dirty looks" a lot but I don't mean to. I know too many useless random facts, probably because i'm a very curious person. I constantly have headaches. Did I mention that my thought patter is extremely random? Thats pretty much it...for now anyway..

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

I'm here for friends.But on a more wishful note i suppose i'd want to meet Christopher Walken and George Carlin

Music:

I have a wide range of music I like, although it's mainly Rock/Metal of any form. The Devils music! Ha! I try to find talent in any music I listen to, luckily there is programs out there that you can cut someones vocals out if you wish. Being from Tennessee it's a given that I like Southern/Classic Rock alot. I like some blues mainly for finding songs that people have re-done. I enjoy listening to the changes music has made through time. That in which stems from my major passion for music. Everything I do revolves around music, even right down to the people I hang out with; and my family. I never could understand someone NOT owning more than 200 cd's *I guess this should be in my about me section, oh well* Now, i'll give you a brief summary of my music collection: Nine Inch Nails, The Zombies, K's choice, Testament, Death, The Rolling Stones, Forced Entry, Alice Cooper, Alice in Chains, Auf Der Maur, The Beatles, Beck, Bjork, Black Label Society, Pig Destroyer, Combichrist, Demon Hunter, Depeche Mode, Leadbelly, Kidney Thieves, Motorhead, Old Metallica, Mortal Treason, Suicidal Tendencies, Tool, Type O Negative, U2, Danzig, MM, Fear Factory, Ministry, Anal Cunt, Robert Johnson, Muddy Waters, Arch Enemy, PJ Harvey, Enigma, Tori Amos, Nuclear Assault, and Bob Dylan.

Television:

I don't really watch much television. If/When I do it's usually something like Heroes, Jericho, or the squidbillies. I watch internet cartoons on occasion. Salad Fingers is pretty cool..umm...www.starrunner.com has some pretty good stuff on it, especially the emails

Books:

I read everyday. I feel like a day is wasted without it.

Heroes:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and the Swedish Chef! Bork, bork, bork...

My Blog

Nemesis

'Nemesis'            33% Extroversion, 80% Intuition, 72% Emotiveness, 14% Perceptiveness           ...
Posted by Ryila on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:07:00 PST

A day in the life of Henry VIII

A Day In The Life Of Henry VIIIWake upFuck the queenTake a shitKill the queenEat six chickensGet marriedKill the new queenEat a cowTake a shitStart datingBelch for an hourEat a sheepKill my dateDefy t...
Posted by Ryila on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:16:00 PST

<3

Check out this video: Kingdom Hearts 2 Opening (english) Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Ryila on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:56:00 PST

Ode to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Flying Spaghetti Monster Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Ryila on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 11:21:00 PST

Dance to nothing...

Dance To Nothing Day!   Today, alcohol and nudity will be a big help. Privacy is a plus as well. You can dance as long as you like, with only one condition. You have to dance boisterously and er...
Posted by Ryila on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

Lights......flickering........19 hours

Sit In The Corner Of Your Apartment In Your Nightclothes Staring Into Space And Turning The Lights On And Off For Like Nineteen Hours Day! Sometimes, it's the only way we can tell you've snapped. Don'...
Posted by Ryila on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:04:00 PST

The lunatic is in my head

pink floyd - darkside of the moon Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Ryila on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 10:19:00 PST

Future television

I've decided to cash in on TV's reality-show trend. I have several ideas, but they may need some work before I approach the networks. Here's what I'm working on:   Island Cuisine: This idea grew ...
Posted by Ryila on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST