About Me
I am ET PotatoBill
I've come in peace... far across the galaxy from a distant world known as Spudveggie. I landed on earth some years ago in my spaceship, the Spudnik-1. Since then, I've slowly taken on a more "human" appearance, but it's not an easy process. You see, it's been difficult for me to fit in as my ancestors evolved from potatoes. Rest assured though, I'm a friendly alien. So if you can look past my exterior, my deadly toxic breath, and my smelly feet, then I'd like to be your friend.ET PotatoBill Arrives!
Shortly after my arrival on Earth, I developed a serious nasal drip. One of the first creatures I encountered was not human, so all of my attempts to obtain a kleenex failed.ET PotatoBill Dances!
As I said, when I first arrived, I looked more like a potato (or perhaps a large turd) than human. The adults of your planet all ran from me in terror. On the other hand, the children of your planet were very impressed with my powers! It's too bad I accidentally sucked out their life force... however, it did allow me to take on a more human appearance afterward.ET PotatoBill Transforms!
Shortly after I accidentally sapped the life force out of the two children, a mysterious transformation began to take place. After it was over, I almost looked human. See for yourself.ET PotatoBill Comes Home
Later, after having taken a somewhat human form, I got a job at the state fair. In this film, I'd just arrived home after a hard days work and decided to contort my facial skin for your amusement... well, mainly for my own amusement.
