a work in progress!!

I'm Natalie
Apparently my ideal job is....
Playing for Aberdeen.

(how they figured that out i will never know!!)
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I thought I better update my profile as it still says im 17 and at neston high school......
A lot has happened since then!
For a start I’ve acquired a few more nicknames.......
natty, naTHlie, nat, nat ladddd, N, natress and more recently ellie, and Brian (it’s a zoo thing)
I’ve also finally left the wonderfully inbred place that is Neston high. (In a weird way I actually miss it!)
And finally turned 18 (which means I can now legally do the things that I’ve been doing for the past 4 years, somehow they’re no longer quite as exciting!)
I’ve just been on the most amazing holiday with the girls to Portugal...................TAKE ME BACK THERE NOW PLEASE!!!!
Also had a pretty amazing time at wakestock until it got cancelled =(
And obviously not forgetting random days and drunken nights out with the girls!

I'm off to newcastle to study information systems

(in other words im gonna be a computer geek for the next three years

Facts about me

I have the unique talent of not being able to sing!
This doesn’t mean I don’t sing, it just means I sing really badly!
I believe 90% of the male population are dickheads 8% are gay and the other 2% are in hiding so that woman don’t turn them into one of the other two categories
I have extremely dark eyes, but they’re brown NOT black (idiots!!)
I'm rediculously indecisive, however im getting better at making descisions
I hate people who cant make quick descisions
I'm proper hypercritical sometimes
I think holding grudges is a waste of time, lifes to short!
My hair colour changes with my mood, at the moment its brown. I’ll let you figure out what mood I was in when I had blue bits in it.
I have my nose pierced,yes it did hurt!
I want a tatoo, but im too indecisive to chose what i want it of!
I’m short, and don’t understand why people continuously like to point this obvious fact out to me? if your that bothered either
a)shrink
B)Buy me a box to stand on when you talk to me
I’m opinionated, but accept other peoples point of view,
however this doesn’t mean I always agree with them, it just means I cant be bothered arguing with you!
I dislike pessimists, they take to much enjoyment out of things... dont talk to me if your pessimistic, i dont want to be negative just because you are.. loser
I work at as a catering assistant (the only known legal form of slavery), serving people food, cleaning up after fat children and receiving abuse from coach drivers because they’ve just driven 40 people here and we don’t serve egg and bacon =/.
Fell free to come viset me in the ark and keep me sane =)
I hate the job but love the people there.
I’m a proud member of the zoo crew... bet your jealous ;)
I plan to go to uni... or if all else fails jet off to America and marry someone rich ;)
I can be a bit of a geek and enjoy reading just abit
I’m a closet and wear “trakies” when no ones around
It annoys me when my phone interferes with the speakers but I don’t get a message.... proper let down innit!
I use the word “innit” farrrr to much
i'm proper addicted to the hot chocolate from tescos, thanks to a random wednesday morning trip ther
I don't know my left and right, which is rather amusing when im trying to get somewere!
I’m not stupid despite the fact that people automatically presume that I am.... that may something to do with the fact that I say dumb stuff.... like you cant get run over on a one way street.

FACT

........My friends are hotter than yours!
I love my friends to much.
They mean the world to me,
Hurt them and I’ll hunt you down and.............(you'll find out when i get there but it wont be pleasent =) )
I love the private jokes that we have, such as my “boob job scars”
And our random outings and nights out.
This girl has the amazing status of my best friend
No man can ever replace her......
so dont bother trying!
we have private jokes that no one else will ever understand
we annoy people with are conversations that no one lese can understand
And we laugh at stupid immature things that no one else seems to find funny
i know despite how many arguments fall outs or disagreements we have had
She will always be ther for me
no matter what time day or night i can ring her up and she'll be ther for me
and most importantly wont judge me for stupid things i do
Little us ;P
AND NOW....
These two people are also the most amazing bestest friends EVER
Even if they cant use a tin opener or cook eggs ;)
we have the funniest moments ever together, "ill buy it" need i say anymore ;)
love you guys xx
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