I'm KEITH RICHARDS... Or Just 'Keef'! Lead guitarist to The Rolling Stones, who is recently titled The Most Dangerous Man in Rock N Roll History, and have daughters who are carbon copies of me (if this is good or bad I will not say) I am talented, dedicated, ambitious, a complete asshole, sharp, cut-throat, narrow-minded, and EXPENSIVE! ALSO I likeD illegal recreational goods (or at least I pretend I DiD -past-tense-)