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Nealikus [btsx]

"I Dream Of Californication"

About Me

Well, I'm Neal. You should know all of this stuff already though, honestly. If you may have forgotten for some reason, I'm 18, and just graduated from High School. I'm going to CR for god knows what reason, and plan on moving to Hollywood or NYC in the near future. I am an aspiring actor who wants to make it big. Also, I'm single now as a result of some extremely selfish choices made by someone who was very close to me. I try not to live in the past, but unfortunately I cannot always make that promise. I apologize if I ever mean you any disrespect or if I hurt you in any way.

My Interests

Comedy --- History --- Movies --- GOOD music --- track --- videa games --- AIM --- Ourcolony --- Candy --- mocking teachers --- paintball --- airsoft --- Body Surfing --- Boogie Boarding --- snowboarding --- Skim Boarding --- Surfing --- Windsurfing (Do it all of the time) --- weight lifting --- walking my dog --- biking --- doing some minor illegal activities --- procrastinating --- not doing school work --- drama

I'd like to meet:

Any Hollywood executive.

Music:

A few of 'em:--- Tenacious D--- White Stripes --- The Vines--- Weezer--- Flogging Molly--- Godsmack--- My Chemical Romance--- Avenged Sevenfold--- Incubus--- Breaking Benjamin--- Disturbed--- Led Zepplin--- Metallica--- Gorrilaz--- The Killers--- Foo Fighters--- Fall out Boy--- AC/DC--- Van Halen--- ZZ Top--- Rammstein--- Nine Inch Nails--- Nirvana--- Panic! At the Disco--- The Strokes--- Wolfmother--- Tool--- Gary Jules--- Death Cab for Cutie--- Dropkick Murpheys--- Red Hot Chili Peppers--- Matisyahu--- Raconteurs--- Queen--- Blues Brothers--- System of a Down--- Cake--- Modest Mouse--- Muse--- Smashing Pumpkins--- Dandy Warhols--- Dust Bowl Cavaliers--- Franz Ferdinand--- Manu Chao--- Nickelback--- The Shins--- Spoon--- Sublime--- Beatles--- Kings of Leon--- The Smashing Pumpkins--- The Zutons--- The Fratellis--- Alien Ant Farm--- AudioSlave--- Atomic Fireballs--- The Beach Boys--- Blink-182--- Bloodhound Gang--- Bob Marley--- The Doors--- The Fray--- JET--- Kaiser Chiefs--- Mutemath--- Cold War Kids--- Less Than Jake--- Nirvana--- Pink Floyd--- Spoon--- Arctic Monkeys--- Sublime--- Ween--- The Who--- Ugly Casanova--- Le Meu Le Purr--- Franklin For Short--- Dropkick Murpheys--- Coldplay--- R.E.M.--- The Small Faces

Movies:

Apocolypse Now --- History of the World Part 1 --- Indiana Jones Movies --- Animal House --- Training Day --- Zoolander --- Ghostbusters 1 and 2 --- Groundhog --- Airplane! --- The Groove Tube --- Saving Pvt. Ryan --- Band of Brothers --- Saving Silverman --- Black Hawk Down --- The Shining --- Blazing Saddles --- Young Frankenstien --- Spaceballs --- The Jerk --- Be Cool ---- Any monty python movie --- Jurassic Park 1 & 2 --- Timeline --- National Treasure --- Star Wars originals --- Behind Enemy Lines --- Enemy At the Gate --- West Side Story --- Little Nicky --- Billy Madison --- The Longest Yard (both) --- All the Jay and Silent Bob movies --- Any old WW2 movie (ie Midway, Longest day, Tora Tora Tora, Wake Island, Bridge Too Far, Bridge on the River Kwai) --- Star Wars III --- Queen of the Damned --- Interview with a Vampire --- Beerfest --- Lucky Number Sleven --- Little Miss Sunshine --- Stranger Than Fiction --- Click --- Pirates of the Carribean (First one only) --- Borat! --- Casino Royale --- A Beautiful Mind --- A Knights Tale --- Boondock Saints --- Transformers --- The Departed --- Big Fish

Television:

South Park --- Simpsons --- Mad TV --- Whos Line Is It Anyway? --- Old Saterday Night Live --- Band Of Brothers --- Any WW2 History Channel --- Mail Call --- Modern Marvels --- Full Throttle --- Futurama --- Family Guy --- Robot Chicken --- Aqua Teen Hunger Force --- Harvey Birdman --- Stella --- Any stand up whatsoever --- My Name Is Earl --- Scrubs --- Traveler --- The Colbert Report --- Daily Show

Heroes:

All my co-writers and fellow thesbians, all my friends, my family, and the love of my life

My Blog

Letter To Not Join

So I went into the Recruiter Station today with my father and handed the lying SOB Gunny Smith this letter:        "I, Neal Robert Schoonmaker, have hereby decided to not...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:26:00 PST

I’m Happy!

I keep thinking of the little scene from Rejected Cartoons. You know, the anus bleeding one? Well, "LIFE IS GOOD!" I’m in a great relationship, and am very happy about how the play turned out. I...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 07:08:00 PST

((((AWESOMEO GREEK TRAGEDY!! READ!))))

This is our Greek Tragedy, from about the middle of last school year in Drama. Trust me on this, its hilarious. All the character names were of fellow classmates and the Nystromius character is our te...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I consevative or Liberal?

both, apparently. I like to think that im independant. its better that way, it makes you less bias. Your Political Profile: Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal Social Issues: 50% Conse...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:44:00 PST

Liberals go down in a burning ring of fire

Victory for Bush! He was right. WMDs have been found in iraq. Declassified report That is the cause of going into Iraq. NOT OIL! If it was oil, why would gas prices be so high? So liberals, tell m...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:54:00 PST

Drama

We all know drama. We all have it. One problem, one friend, one girl, one relationship. But for some, its an everlasting experience. So many people play the hypocracy game. Pity one, laugh at the othe...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:53:00 PST

THE INQUISITION SONG

The Inquisition Song History of the World: Part 1 The inquisition -Lets begin The inquisition -Look out sin We have a mission To convert the Jews! (Jew jewdu jewdu Jew Jew Jews) Were gonna teach th...
Posted by Nealikus [btsx] on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:05:00 PST