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captain werewolf

About Me

bedroom rock. alcoholic. too many songs. sad music made by a very, very sad man.weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! also available for bar mitzvahs and virgin sacrifice( 0 Y 0 ) t h ose a r e ti ts people like tits on myspace"haha. we're too lazy. We make vauge plans when we're wasted but then sober up and spend most of our time and energy wishing we were dead."- mr parry. im: cdirty006

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.. width="425" height="350" ..Oh yea we have shirts now, promotion is fun, so are really cheap crotch shots, but we have em in y large, small and medium they're 7 bucks plus shipping, if you want one email the ambassador of sadness Ben ([email protected]) yea.new Split ep with miles rozatti for free d/l here http://www.tamurrecords.org/tamur.records/captain.werewolf%2 0+%20miles.rozatti.html

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/27/2005
Band Website: www.fauxfetus.net
Band Members: christopher dopkin, christian mirande
Influences: gag play, purple nerples, grab ass, 7 minutes in heaven, jesus, puppies, kittens, puss puss
Sounds Like: death, my libido in subtle overdrive, your parents having sex, preschool, dead amish kids, women, women, women, drinking
Record Label: faux fetus records, tamur records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

pills (the new age)

spent a sunday watching movies on television, and the fat actresses making pouty faces for the screen like a chubby 1st grader painfully smiling for her class portrait. the waves kept rolling into me,...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 08:15:00 GMT

words

over the town and into her waiting arms, i arrive spilt thoughts creep into my dreams and shape my day you can not forget such a thing as fortune and sometimes there is no such thing as luck  
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:33:00 GMT

New Split Ep with Miles Rozatti on Tamur Records

hey kids, this split ep is super new and free d/l it herehttp://www.tamurrecords.org/tamur.records/captain.werewo lf%20+%20miles.rozatti.html-bunzizzs!
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:43:00 GMT

alpha male

alpha male.alpha male.alpha male
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 19:02:00 GMT

interview

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=47276685&blogID=98352179&MyToken=8a4aaee3-b9 7a-415f-9503-5416b3bf75c5
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 21:27:00 GMT

i pooped on jackie's chest

i ate a buffalo chicken sandwich and spaghetti and garlic bread. now my ass smells like death. i bet when i wipe my ass later, there'll be blood on my toilet paper. i totally need to pound one out; my...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

i started seeing flames in my future

the devil lives in my balls. really
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT