Member Since: 03/01/2007
Band Website: jordansparentsarekooks.org
Band Members: jordan : guitars, vox, catcher, mad game spitter, dorrito eater, kid rock impersonator, jelly bean disposal, master of shaft, sailor/seaman
isaac : drums, keys, vox, pitcher, mountain dew connoisseur, professional holler-thrower, double dutcher, mustache rider, captain jaundice
brutus: team cat
Influences: camp tawonga, the tabrizzle dance, beastiality, apple sauce, gnarly gine, minty fresh gine, grindcore gine, chocolate-flavor gine [the almighty choco taco], hairy jewish women, xdebx, hairless goyims, matty's pubic region, max's hair, dante's inferno, lucky charms, downloading porn with francesco, lame singalongs, mega cuties, ph.d's in homo rainbows, you're so shiny, late night rambles, empty cabins, sick dawgs, june bugs, tabrizi's beezies, kid rock videos, heavy alternative punk rawk, big dawg clothing, moto-x, charly's spicy smell, dylon's knowledge of screaming indians, the ballcuzi, stampeding elephants, cleveland steamers, rusty trombones, sigfried and roy, ken's facial-hair-vampire-slaying powers, JORDAN BALL, extreme initiation, poop-deer, porno mags out the yang, mountain dew cigarette bongs, pog, drama steve, thinking drama steve is brady, blowing a load on g-9's swimsuits, lessons in finding the g-spot, bathroom beatdowns, accepting the fact that jordan's shaft is impossibly to master, bro mosh, municipal waste, 2 am lunchbox tattoos, epic dragonforce shit parties, BEAU'S VAGINA, animosity showers, that one kid that used to stare us down [man-child], gaul's nut-revealing miniskirts, charly's fire hose, getting mad dome, ropin' it thick, broder broderman, the camp tawonga experience as a whole, limp bizkit videos, whatever...
Sounds Like: getting/giving/handling mad dome, whatever..
Record Label: def jam
Type of Label: Indie