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Y HALO THAR MAH NAYM IZ MISCHEVOUS PRONOUNCD(MIS-CHE-VEZ)
MISCHIEF 4 SHORT, ANYWAY
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IM RAGGAMUFFIN
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I WUZ 6 WEEKZ OLD WHEN I WUZ ADOPTD BY MAH PPLZ FRUM SHELTR, NOT MOAR THAN TIRTY MILEZ FRUM ME HOME NAO.
I MET MAH OWNAH WHEN HE WUZ ONLY 14, I WUZ JUS KITTEH DEN.
IM VRY INTELLEGENT, IM VRY WAZY, AN IM PLAYFUL IF IN GUD MOOD.
WUT ELSE I CAN RLY SAY? IM MOAR OV HOOMAN THAN KAT RLY, IM MOAR ACTIV THAN OTHR KATS BUT ALSO I SLEEP LIEK WAN, ANYWAY I DOAN RLY LIEK LIL CHILDREN AS THAR NEVR NICE 2 ME, THEY ALWAYS HIT ME AN PULL MAH TAIL BUT MAH OWNR RUNS THEM OFF AN HIDEZ ME IN HIS ROOM, MAH OWNR IZ IN WHEELCHAIR SO MOST KATS R AFRAID 2 GO BY HIM BUT IM NOT AS I HAS HAD QUALITY TIEM WIF HIM.
ALSO WHEN I WANTS 2 BE PETTD I MEOW AT HIM AN MAK HIM GOTO HIS ROOM AN I JUMP ON HIS BED SO HE CAN REACH 2 PET ME, DEN WHEN I DOAN WANNA BE PETTD NOMORE I LEAVE.
ALSO IM MOMMAS BOI, I USE 2 BE BARN KAT SO BEIN MOMMAS BOI IZ STRANGE 4 ME, I GUES THAZ ALL I CAN SAY, BUT IM GONNA TRY AN GIT MAH OWNR 2 TAEK PICCHUR WIF ME AN ADD IT, SO U PEEPS KNOE WUT IM DEALIN WIF.
THX 4 READIN,
MISCHIEFDOAN BOTHR ME IF IM SLEEPIN!
