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fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses

some more musings of your future supreme ruler...

About Me

yes, well it's already obvious that i am a god-like being. at least that's out of the way.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kristy...well, no. not really. 'tis short for "kristina"...although, i do go by "x-stina"...or sometimes just "you."
Birthday: august 25
Birthplace: there. as opposed to here. but, 'tis pretty near...
Current Location: here. where else would i be?
Eye Color: i hath no idea. cat-esque. like, a yellowy-brown or hazel. your call.
Hair Color: extremely dark brown to the point of almost black. or purple-ish...in the right light...
Height: 5'7.5
Right Handed or Left Handed: left handed. although i do play bass right handed...go figure.
Your Heritage: yes, i am half black. most don't believe me, but the fact that my father is a large black man tends to prove them otherwise. aside from that, italian, irish, and a wee bit english and german.
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse all-star chuck taylors with the anarchy symbol printed all over them. have never seen another pair like them...
Your Weakness: why would i tell you....?
Your Fears: in interest of saving time, everything from wrists and spiders, to ladybugs and butterflies (ever see one up close? scary as hell)
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and pepperoni. with sauce. on a crust. that's a good pizza right there.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a car that works. but first, one needs a license.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: prolly either "omg" or "yeah"
Thoughts First Waking Up: why? why must i have to go to this horrid place once again?
Your Best Physical Feature: hair. most definitely my hair.
Your Bedtime: 10...but only for the next 3 nights...after that, 7 am, baby! but because i am not social, that time will be spent watching "sid and nancy" and eating ramen.
Your Most Missed Memory: any memory i can't remember...
Pepsi or Coke: coke all the way. pepsi is absolutely horrid. HORRID.
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king has superior fries, but mcdonals seldomly screws up my order
Single or Group Dates: group dates. then, i can mock the other couple with my much hotter date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: boston harbor tea. damn patriots had to go and throw it overboard...and in return, we get the beatles. (i loathe the beatles)
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee. never had a cappuccino. or cherry pie.
Do you Smoke: only if on fire...which doesn't happen all that often, actually.
Do you Swear: do i swear to what? god? only if trying to prove a point...but swearing to god never works, to tell the truth. in general? on occasion...i try not to, but it just comes out. bloody hell. see! there it goes again.
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: but of course. who doesn't? actually, i really don't want to know...
Have you Been in Love: love is for sissies. and old people. but i have been past dr. love's room....
Do you want to go to College: a thousand times yes.
Do you want to get Married: to anyone in general? preferably no. i like being independent. but if i were handed, oh let's say, david duchovny and he asks me to marry him, ima say "abso-frigging-lutely, you beautiful sex god"
Do you belive in yourself: no. i do not belive in myself. i do, however, believe in myself.
Do you get Motion Sickness: not so much...unless in the backseat of a car for too long. had a dream about being in the backseat of a car last night...i eventually upgraded and sat up front, but the driver smelled REALLY bad and told me i had nice legs (which i most certainly do not, as they are scarred and short). he eventually gave me a necklace, and i read his diary which was rather dull. he had gone to his therapist who gave him one of those little calendars with inspirational messages for each day. he didn't like it because there was nothing about sex in the messages. go figure. uh, what was the original question again?
Do you think you are Attractive: hells yes. i am so attractive that people just lose the will to live when they see me...like padme in episode 3. not to mention i am a second-place prize-winning beauty. stick that in your back pocket.
Are you a Health Freak: yes and no...i refuse to tan in fear of getting skin cancer...but i like candy.
Do you get along with your Parents: sure. why not?
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes. until the electricity goes out. then they kind of suck.
Do you play an Instrument: clarinet, tenor sax, piano, and bass guitar. all self-taught. except clarinet. oh, and i sing.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell no. drinking is BAD. and, i am underage. even if i wasn't, i still wouldn't drink.
In the past month have you Smoked: god no. i loathe the smell of smoke. being asthmatic and all.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no. drugs are bad. drugs kill. i have an inspirational sticker that says so.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no. i have a bad attitude.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no, actually. i hate the mall. and the people in it. damn kids today and their music...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope. i haven't had oreos for about a year now.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: raw food=bad food.
In the past month have you been on Stage: well yes. or else i'd fail drama. which is bad. very bad. i don't do failure
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. i dumped my non-existant boyfriend. that jerk...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ah no. nudity is bad.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: are you accusing me of being a klepto? no. no i have not stolen. i've NEVER stolen. i have a squeaky clean record, thank you very much!
Ever been Drunk: HOW CAN I IF I DON'T DRINK?
Ever been called a Tease: no. because i am not a whore.
Ever been Beaten up: i've been punched and kicked. but it's always been given back harder and much more painful-er. i am freakishly strong.
Ever Shoplifted: SQUEAKY. CLEAN. RECORD.
How do you want to Die: never. i am immortal. game, set, match. and i play tennis too. tennis is good. i need to work on my backhand, though.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a corporate lawyer!!
What country would you most like to Visit: most definitely italy....or england.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: no preference. hell, i dont even care if he has eyes. well, yeah, i kind of do....
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: short. i hate long hair on guys. it's stupid and just plain gross.
Height: at least 6 ft.
Weight: as long as he's not anorexic....and can fit through his front door...
Best Clothing Style: whatever the hell they feel like wearing. as long as he's wearing clothes, i am happy. DAMN YOU KEVIN BACON!!!!
Number of Drugs I have taken: none. zip. zilch. nada. did you not hear about the inspirational sticker?
Number of CDs I own: about a hundred. i need more.
Number of Piercings: 3 in each ear. never let an 11 year old pick how many piercings she wants...
Number of Tattoos: i. hate. needles. and tatoos are gross. most people who get them don't want them eventually, anyway. so why bother?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets? i've had a few. but then again, too few to mention....
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My Interests

music, movies, and reading.

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

I'd like to meet:

that's a silly question...do you know me? obviously david duchovny, harrison ford, and steve jones. enough said.

Music:

i'll keep this one nice and short: i like all different kinds of music. (yes, including pop and rap, *gasp*) but, to name a few...
The Sex Pistols
The Ramones
The Clash
The Who
Queen
The Professionals
David Bowie
New York Dolls
Neurotic Outsiders
Madonna
Led Zeppelin
Jimi Hendrix
Joan Jett
The Buzzcocks
The Beach Boys
Billy Joel
The Rolling Stones
Iggy Pop
Dead Kennedys
AC/DC
Cheap Trick
Billy Idol
The B52's
The Donnas
Dr. Dre
Snoop Dogg
Blink 182
Musicals (Spamalot, Rocky Horror, Chicago, The Producers, etc)
plus more...

Movies:

9 Greatest Movies of all Time:
1. Clueless
2. The Rocky Horror Picture Show
3. Gone With the Wind
4. Star Wars (episodes 1-6)
5. Sid and Nancy
6. Breakfast at Tiffany's
7. Bridget Jones's Diary
8. Indiana Jones (all 3)
9. The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle
Other than that?
The Filth and the Fury
Rock n' Roll High School
Animal House
Grease and Grease 2
Wayne's World
American Graffiti
Roman Holiday
What Lies Beneath
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The Graduate
The Birdcage
The Producers
Casablanca
The X-Files: Fight the Future
Sabrina
Chicago
Airplane!
Spaceballs
Clue
The Outsiders
Beauty and the Beast
Crybaby
Goldfinger
Meaning of Life
Life of Brian
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Gentlmen Prefer Blondes
Diamonds are Forever
From Russia with Love
Edward Scissorhands
Hairspray
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Misery
Fatal Attraction

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Angel
The X-Files
Sex and the City
The Young Ones

Books:

all of the Georgia Nicholson books
Gone With the Wind
Catcher in the Rye
A Prayer for Owen Meany
Breakfast at Tiffany's
all amongst other books...books are good.

Heroes:

myself. no one else can live up to my expectations of what a hero should be...

gotta love self-obsession.

My Blog

refusal of sex and lack of the city...

i had a great idea for a book that, in a witty and engaging, yet intelligent manner, gives the "don'ts" of life. i would call it "piddly diddly and other things you shouldn't do in the shower."  ...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

oh, i see how it is...

in order for me to get comments, i have to be slutty. well, pssh. i am not willing to sell my body for comments. take that.
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:28:00 PST

subject? who needs a subject when you're witty and amusing?

so, i'm going through earlier posts and looking at the subjects. simply because i am bored and coke'd up. (and by coke'd up, i mean i had 1 too many coca colas...). anyhoo, and what do i see? little h...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

emulation of an idol and all that good stuff...

i have decided that if i want to be taken seriously as a musician, i should put stickers on my guitar to take away from the fact that i cannot play. people love a good image and thus, things to stare ...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

pssh to the rhythm.

it's happened. gloria whatsherface warned all of us about it. the rhythm got to me. no sooner had i posted my last blog that i decided that i needed chapstick. at this time, mind you, i was listening...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:13:00 PST

seriously...who killed bambi?

it has come to the point where i am quoting myself. like i am some great pontificating source of godliness that is destined to be quoted. which, incidentally, i am....a god, that is. or goddess seeing...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST

damn the teddy bears...

...and DAMN THEIR PICNIC. there. i said it. someone needed to. the madness must cease. if i had a dime for every time a guy sang something like "ooh, i love you" and all that stuff at me, i...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST

oddly enough...i feel inspired...

the "odd" part be-eth the origins of the inspiration... "i close my eyes and see you before methink i would die if you were to ignore mea fool could see just how much i adore youi get down on my ...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

...and to each generation, there is a chosen one....

"buffy the vampire slayer" defies the rules...usually, the movie kicks the tv show's ass to hell and back. yeah, um, not so much with "buffy"... "pike isn't a name...it's a fish." yeah. enough said. t...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 12:17:00 PST

viva la resistance!!!

yes, well, i've been spending like mc hammer when "u can't touch this" became a hit. (i am also full of awesome saying like that.). i've bought a car. 'tis a toyota paseo. and i love it. yet, cannot d...
Posted by fascist tyrants + secretaries with too-small noses on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:40:00 PST