Fancy New Prizes for All |
Howdy folks! Guess what!? It's that time of year again! We're giving away every last one of our priceless limited edition toenail clippings. They're in mint condition so don't wait to long to fi...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:14:00 PST |
Meat |
He grumbles, stumbles, lumbers to the fleshy palace doors
making ancient rhythms from time.
He disputes, refutes her rebuttal to his dancing feet
taking modern methods rhymes.
He's foun...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:49:00 PST |
Eat this |
Emerald grass and the lingering tendrils of
Exhaust. The fleshy mosaic of the rock
Wall smiles.
Grumbles of the highway bearing down on the
Home, impeded only by the woody gray.
The pin...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST |
Industrial Pee |
It has come to my attention that there has been a horrible accident in a factory downtown where I live. Three city blocks were destroyed when a barrel of concentrated industrial pee fell over and slow...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:41:00 PST |
So It's VD Day Again.... |
It's VD Day again folks and have we got a treat for you!! You only have 2 hours and 56 minutes to collect!! Guess what guys!! Free limited edition 1-time only stamped, signed and sodomized cabbage pat...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST |
Creamy beef texture for easy digestion. |
As a band we have many hopes and dreams. As an entity we strive to exist. As a group we have ground our sound into a creamy texture for easy digestion. This we do in hopes that even the faintest of li...
Posted by Canned Kosher Beef on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST |
