A tap-dancing banana with a top hat and cane.
Bjork, Brokeback Mountain Soundtrack, Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, Missy Elliot, Basement Jaxx, Beck, Beyonce, Coldplay, Daft Punk, Culture Club, ELO, Frou Frou, Gorillaz, Groove Armada, Gwen Stefani, The Hives, Jamiroquai, Janis Joplin, Ratatat, Jimi Hendrix, Junior Senior, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, OutKast, Kyle Kabel, Kylie Minogue, Led Zepplin, Lenny Kravitz, Madonna, Manu Chao, Michael Jackson, Morcheeba, Moby, New Order, No Doubt, Norah Jones, OK GO, Peaches, Portishead, The Postal Service, Prince, The Prodigy, Queen, Radiohead, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Royksopp, Rufus Wainwright, Salt N Peppa, Shania Twain, The Shins, System of a Down, Tori Amos, The Vines, Weezer, The White Stipes, Whitney Houston, and The Party Monster Soundtrack.
Brokeback Mountain, Peter Pan, Hook, Wet Hot American Summer, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2, Winged Migration, Requim for a Dream, American History X, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Mrs. Doubtfire, Garden State, Spider-Man 1 & 2, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Silence of the Lambs, Copycat, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Best in Show, The Rocky Horror Picture, X-Men 1 & 2, and Mystery Science Theatre 3000 The Movie.
Nip/Tuck, So You Think You Can Dance, and America's Next Top Model. Not the best combo of shows, but they're all fierce!
I'm not a big time reader, so I'm making myself read the Harry Potter books and they're kinda fantastic. I also try to read lots of plays. Also David Sedaris is just genius.
James Dean, Sir Ian McKellen, and Alan Cumming.