Quotes
“It’s like it ain’t so much what a fellow does, but it’s the way the majority of folks is looking at him when he does it.†-As I Lay Dying
Woman: “If you were my husband I'd poison your tea!†Churchill: “If you were my wife I'd drink it!â€
“About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.†–Tom Wilson
“To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct is for it.†-Samuel Butler
"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die." - Klingon Proverb, Star Trek
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." - H. G. Wells
"Happiness is good health and a bad memory." - Ingrid Bergman
"Men are like steel. when they lose their temper, they lose their worth." - Chuck Norris
"Do, or do not. There is no ‘try’." - Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance." -Pride and Prejudice
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections. -George Elliot’s Daniel Deronda
Hi.
I’m 18 and brown and I have an arthritic dog named Yoda and a dead vampire bunny named Fluffy.
I’m going to Oova in the Fall. Are you excited? I’m excited.
-AIM is samuraisock.
-You’ll find my facebook if you know my name.
-Call Caitlin’s number and you won’t have to know mine. you’re my favorite XD