"It's a robot. You know...like a super-advanced robot. It's probably Japanese." |
"It's a robot. You know...like a super-advanced robot. It's probably Japanese."We spent an hour in line at Bella Terra on the first night of this movie's wide-release, and I must say it's ...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 06:17:00 PST |
Fun under the sun.....NOT!!! |
So I got a phone call around 11 today to come to my little brother's school to pick him up. The campus was closed down, thanks to this:--------------------------------------------No Explosives F...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:53:00 PST |
Corporate lessons |
Corporate Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:51:00 PST |
Gotta love internet maps! |
If you relies heavily on internet maps while traveling like me, I'm sure you have been screwed over once or twice by inacurrate directions and/or distance estimation before. But nothing you've e...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST |
"300": MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!! |
"...Madness? THIS - IS - SPARTA !!!"
Man, I haven't seen a good movie like "300" for a verrrrryyy loooooong time! The whole flick was one big awesome fight scene, and carnage have ne...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST |
Yes! I'm giving up flirting for Lent! |
You heard it right ladies! Ryan is giving up Flirting for Lent!...and as soon as the news got out, a barrage of private messages come pouring in, all of which expressed doubts reguarding my inability ...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST |
Guys should take notes! |
WORDS THAT WOMEN USE:FineThis is the word women use at the end of any argument that they feel they are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will ca...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST |
If Myspace was reality... |
IF MYSPACE WAS REALITY Tila Tequila would know everyone in the whole world. You would struggle over the time it takes someone you like to crack your top 8. 19 year old boys wouldn't own shirts and ...
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 03:03:00 PST |
The truth about Myspace |
Posted by ---=|RYAN|=--- on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST |
