I have hair, two eyes, and a job. I drive a 4-door, a hard bargain, and people crazy. No electronic will work within a 10 foot radius of me. I like Carmel Macchiato Grandes, Ben and Jerry's Phish food, and Tabasco sauce on anything. Some things I have but don't use as much as I should are crayons, kitchen appliances, garden tools, knowledge of Microsoft Excel, a passport, and common sense. I am a gregarious introvert. I am an excellent cook, at least twice a year. Without spell check you would think I was a five year old. I believe that there's not anything a cheap bottle of wine (or car bomb depending upon the damage) can’t solve. My biggest fear is living a life of mediocrity. I believe arrogance can be a good quality, of course provided he or she can back it up. I think Rodney Dangerfield lines are HILARIOUS. I am rebellious beyond control - I park on driveways, drive on parkways, drink Manhattans in Miami, and I tango in mosh pits. I need more money, less free time, and three more wishes.
