LOUsey Goosey - ProfilesArchive

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Music:

"You know I thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em 'cause I don't fuckin need em" - Jay Z

A/S/L: 26/M/Wahiawa, HI
Status: Sexy
Here For: Sexy parties
Orientation: Sexy
Body Type: 5'10"/ sexy
Sign: Sexittarius
Ethnicity: Sexy
Smoke/Drink: No/Yes
Kids: I have about 12 kids from 15 mothers...
Occupation: Being sexy ABOUT ME

*My Name is Louie Patlingrao
*People tell me I'm funny... and they're right.
*I was raised by wild animals
*I have many illegitimate children and i'm not sure who the mothers are...
*I lost an eye in Vietnam
*My leg got shot during a bank robbery
*I'm some kind of artist ( loubrication.com )
*I love to draw
*I love to sing
*I love food
*I work at a women's clothing store
*I'm a ninja
*my hair is pretty
*I'm a silly bitch
*I'm a computer geek
*I'm a hard core gangsta thug
*I'm dating a supermodel, but she doesn't know it
*I drive expensive cars
*I'm a bad liar
*Sometimes people tell me I'm hot... like when i wear a jacket on a hot summer day, and I'mcomplaining about the heat... they say "aren't you hot? you look hot." and I'm like "thanks!"
*I'm SEXY... well at least your mom thinks so! =P
Who I'd Like To Meet

I want to meet people who can keep me interested... because i have a short attention sp... ooh, look pictures!
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My Blog

Pimp My Ride!

What kind of car do you drive?: A PIMP ASS Ford Ranger!!! What color is it?: i think it's supposed to be blue... but it's more like a dirt color... Transmission?: manual Do you like it?: i don't have ...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:30:00 PST

You Think You Know...

Create your own Friend Quiz here...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:03:00 PST

Guys Should Pay...

If your girl insists that the guy should pay, heres a little tip for ya.Take her somewhere fancy, show her a great time and pay for it. Then take her home, and make sweet sweet love to her, and fall a...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:38:00 PST

Let Her Go

another poem (I should add music to this... it'll make a nice song)...She meant so much to me, but I meant nothing to her,I thought things were going well, I guess they never were,All the things she s...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Hidden

you see me smile but inside i frown,my head is up when i'm feeling down,a mask of laughter for saddness within,humor blurs where my sorrow begins,i hide the saddness, i alone feel the pain,no one sees...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

BIRTHDAY PICS!!!

Here are some pics from my birthday! thank you all for celebrating with me! I'm so lucky to have such awesome friends and family in my life! And for those of you who weren't th...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:21:00 PST

I'm Not A Therapist

Ok I know everyone has problems, and maybe they need someone to talk to and shit. I usually listen to my friends talk about their problems because maybe I might be helping them in some way... but Im n...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST

How to treat women...

This is awesome advice! lol. 1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a s...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:16:00 PST

The Lauren Duggins song!

My hit single...everyone wants to hear it because my song is a hit... I ROCK! Lauren Duggins, I wanna give you huggins,makin' love on the ruggins,then we can do it agains,girl I love the way,you hi...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Random thought...

there are a bajillion women in the world, but our society insists that we should only be with ONE... is that really fair? it's like having to eat hotpockets and only hotpockets, but sometime...
Posted by LOUsey Goosey on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:24:00 PST