They call me dirtyface

I recommend going pee when you have to go.
I recommend getting mad at the people you need to get mad at.
I recommend watching the fireworks or sunset, and being amazed.
I recommend using cold water to do your wash.
I recommend not recklessly hurting others for no reason.
I recommend not sitting in the same room with them after you do so.
I recommend bringing an extra t-shirt.
I recommend breaking every plan that comes your way, and then building your very own plan.
I recommend ignoring problems that don’t matter.
I recommend staying in touch.
I recommend a friendship test.
I recommend getting away, if you have a chance.
I recommend making a joke.
I recommend not being pushed around.
I recommend falling for the wrong man.
I recommend him to fall back.
I recommend you to learn from it, not mope about it.
I recommend sticking your head out the car window to scream your head off and yell obscenities to oblivious civilians.
I recommend having your underwear showing. All the time.
I recommend peanut butter and jelly.
I recommend to give something important away, and lose your attachment to it. It doesn’t really matter.
I recommend waiting for things to happen all by themselves, and watching the story unfold.
I recommend always searching for something different.
I recommend not stopping.
I recommend staying sloping.
I recommend making your own creations.
I recommend believing in faeries.
I recommend everything you touch to become a part of your being.
I recommend not learning the lesson at hand, but the lesson in the heart.
I recommend listening to really odd music blaring from your headphones, and sitting next to someone on the bus even if you are the only two on the bus and there are a million other places you could have sat.
I recommend always knowing how you want it.
I recommend believing in equality of all people. Yes, even Brittany.
I recommend laughing even if it’s not completely necessary just because it feels good and makes other people laugh.
I recommend waking up when you wake up.
I recommend not wasting your time thinking of one person after every time you blink.
I recommend getting drunk by yourself, dressing up like Madonna, and playing air guitar until your fingers bleed.
I recommend not trying to wonder why people do certain things.
I recommend to stop trying to be closer to people that don't want to get closer to you.
I recommend not wanting to fall through a grate in the sidewalk, but keep your head up because your fucking alive.
I recommend feeling love warming you from the inside out, and give it back to the person who brought it alive in you, without fear or caution.
I recommend not being me right now, writing this, having to get up in about 4 hours.
I recommend trying to write a book, even if you think you are not smart enough. You might surprise yourself.
I recommend dancing with everything you’ve got, no matter what the occasion, and not to worry about whether or not you look stupid.
I recommend traveling outside your comfort zone. It’s kind of nice there.
I recommend treating those who are most important to you like they are actually important to you.
I recomend listening to a sad song, and trying as hard as you possibly can to cry, just to get all that pent up energy out.
I recommend not hating other people for things that you, yourself, have done to others.
I recommend keeping everything. Even if it doesn’t seem important now, it will in 5 years. Your past fades away quicker than you think, and what better to remember ‘that one time’, then a bus transfer with the story written on the back.
I recommend not stepping on snails. What a compulsive master of destruction you must be. Maybe I will just come step on you.
I recomend sending documents, a lock of hair, and a photo of you alone, to a unknown mailing address.
I recommend not wasting your time. As a very smart Buddhist master once said, “An inch of time is worth a foot of jade.”
I recomend not listening to a word I just said, who am I to recommend anything anyways?