One day, Timmy and Travis were sitting on a patio with their friends Chris and Ian and they recorded their conversation on a Talkboy tape recorder. At one point Timmy picked up a guitar and started playing. Then Travis went into some type of mystical trance and started chanting about beer and traveled back in time to copyright everything he ever did, ever. Since then, Timmy and Travis have been an unstoppable world power, dominating the world market in music and fighting robot dinosaurs. They have received praise for their work from such figures as the President of Pork, the Grand Overseer of the Legion of Pleather Clad Mock Trial Associates, and the Space Pope. Timmy and Travis have overcome all odds to become the single most important person in the universe (both known and unknown), which has been exceedingly difficult seeing as how they are actually two people.
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