Daniel(is a FAG!!!)

My name is Jordan Daniel Schwartz my telling bone number is (714-717-3392) most describe me as a combo between Adrian Brody and a sheet of paper put into the machine like the kind in that movie. "The Fly" I live in Anaheim. CA. I work at Westminster mall. I hate going to work lol... I like to have a good time so call me and take me out to dinner lol... so I like to talk on the phone until it hurts, I like to have facials (not that kind you perverts) i like to lie about myself on websites called Mysace. and trick people into reading way to much and then they get pissed because they are like DAMN! i should stop already but then they just keep going. Because there mght be something good at the end of all this rambling. like he might reveal somthing super personal about himself. Maybe he'll say he's gay or maybe he'll say he's really a robot. Well that would't make any sense why would he be a robot? I know for a fact that guy goes swimming. I saw him once at the YMCA doing laps. If he was a robot he would catch on fire or atleast short out. Maybe he's a gay robot? No i know for a fact Daniel Schwartz is not gay i mean look at him. he has such a hot body he practicaly has to beat the chicks off with a stick. He's like that guy in the Tag Body-Spray commercial that keeps getting attacked by cheerleaders. haha that would never happen in real life. Even if guys smelled REALLY good girls would'nt jump over aisles in the supermarket just to get a peice if them. Or would they? i need to get some of that stuff. Maybe it works but most likely not. Oh well, at least ill smell like trailer trash. They get alot of pussy! Although the girls don't have all their teeth. well girls without teeth could probobly suck a dick really good! Oh yeah Daniel i bet this says something rally awesome about him oh shit he's_________________ERR:00100101010 Your Computer Cannot display the following message:'':0101001 HAHAHA bitches beware!!! Its DARKNESS PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile