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How to Impress Her with Sex I NEVER HAVE TO IMPRESS , I JUST GIVE HER THE BEST ORGASMS SHE HAS EVER HAD !! FACTS ARE FACTS !! Love your darling for who they are, and stop trying to turn them into someone else. Aren't you tired of the past having such a hold on you? 'POSITIVE THINKING MOVES MOUNTAINS!! FORGET THE PAST !! IT'S GONE!! TODAY IS WHAT YOU ARE LIVING !!
RECTUM STRETCHERWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over The limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a highway Patrolman with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The patrolman pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that Classic patronizing smirk we all know and hate, asked, "What's your Hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the patrolman, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The patrolman stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up To two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand. I work From side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but Surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Costs. $45.00 The Look on Patrolman's Face....PRICELESS!
I'm just ME , "You know, I've never had a woman PAY ME to call her. But this dollar is only going to buy you about 15 seconds. You can ask me what I'm wearing or something, and then you'll have to give me a Visa card to continue the call..." hmmmm ...????? The last thing you need in your life is a flaky woman. My experience is that most guys CREATE THEIR OWN PROBLEMS with women, then come to me to solve them. You must understand that there's a time and place for everything, and if you screw something up because you DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO in a certain situation, the only clue you're going to have is that the woman just disappears.In other words, unless you understand what the RIGHT thing to do is, you might very well keep doing a WRONG thing (or many of them) without realizing that you're even making a mistake.I mean how DO you think about women and dating, what you believe, how you see the world, and how you psychologically respond to common situations.PUT THE SOUTH IN YOUR MOUTH !!!
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