Remember when you were a kid and after doing something twattish your mam would ask you "if someone told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" sadly for me the answer was always yes - i would do anything for a laugh or to prove i'm harder/braver/funnier and f***ing stupider than anyone else. Then i grew up. And nothing changed!! I can still usually be found making a complete twat of myself somewhere in Sunderland or Whitley Bay after downing lager/wine/vodka/tequila/anything pink in vast quantities.
I spend every Saturday morning trying to piece the previous night together and apologising to everyone that was with me or i phoned/texted while hammered.
The other 5 days of the week i spend being a fine upstanding member of the community with a responsible job and an all round lovely girl with many many talents!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If you want to put in an add friend request please give me some crack first otherwise I'll deny you - sorry but i'm not here for a numbers game. Unless you look like George Clooney or Angelina Jolie then you're in the circle of friends no question. And if you try and "befriend" me in the hope that i'll eventually participate in "phonesex" or any other type of gratification just fuckoff now and go dial a premium rate line you tight bastard. Ciao!;-)
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